Dear Gossips,
After denying it in December, and after squeezing more money out of E!, Pamela Anderson is indeed getting her own reality tv show. Word is Pam is hard up for cash, you see. She might be wealthy compared to us, but she’s practically a pauper compared to the people she rolls with. Which is why she’s always living off others, paid to do the bidding of a billionaire at his party, paid to walk a red carpet for a new Vegas club… this is what happens to those whose only talents are purchased and attached to their chests.
And worst still – Pam is getting OLD. All those nights of being ganged are starting to take hold on her face. Because Pam has looked rough for a while now, which is why she needs to work while her she can still trade on the MEMORY of sexy, as opposed to the reality these days that she is actually terribly UNsexy.
As for what we’ll see exactly on this show – probably NOT her nights of hard living. Too bad. Every smutlover should be treated with the sight of a hung over Pam coming down from a night of debauchery. It’s the most amazing thing ever.
Tuesday – am home, am online all day. Calgary gossip night photos on the way and swag giveaways and riddles too. Remember to refresh!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Kate Beckinsale is not cranky. Also not Katherine Heigl. And not Jennifer Aniston either.