Parent Pimps Articles

Celebrity parents who pimp out their children for fame.

Daddy doesn’t like the new boy

October 9, 2009 14:05:47 Posted at October 9, 2009 14:05:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

JailBait Miley Cyrus abruptly shut down her Twitter this week after posting the following: “FYI Liam doesn’t have a twitter and he wants ME to delete mine with good reason” Liam is the new boyfriend and her co-star in The Last Song and shortly after that tweet, JailBait’s Twitter was deleted, prompting many of her fans to launch a “comeback” campaign imploring her to change her mind. Full Story

Shoes are more important than children

October 9, 2009 11:15:30 Posted at October 9, 2009 11:15:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Dina Lohan’s mantra. She was in New York yesterday promoting the Shoe-Han. See I don’t have much faith in mankind. Some idiots WILL actually buy this sh-t. After all, there are f-cking losers out there who are also buying Ebola Paris Hilton’s lame sh-t. People suck. So ss you’d expect, Dina was asked at the event about Michael Lohan’s shocking “revelation” Full Story

Lilo pill popper

October 6, 2009 08:37:51 Posted at October 6, 2009 08:37:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s always a revelation when her pimp dad starts talking. Either one of her parents, actually. Because they live through her, and they suffer through her, and they famewhore through her. Even when she’s a f-cking mess. And she’s been a f-cking mess for years. So Michael Lohan spoke to Radar Full Story

JailBait dance moves

September 24, 2009 11:19:32 Posted at September 24, 2009 11:19:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Miley Cyrus played the Honda Centre in Anaheim last night. Check out the young man grooving behind her. Good wholesome entertainment! The Cyrus Family would probably tell you that God created the crotch grab and that Jesus wanted her to stick her ass right up into it. Hey, when I was 16, sex was the only subject on my mind too. Full Story

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She totally hates them

September 22, 2009 09:16:09 Posted at September 22, 2009 09:16:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

JailBait Miley Cyrus was photographed by the paps after lunch with her friend yesterday. Doesn’t she look like she hates the paps so much? They are vile, reprehensible creatures! This, you see, is the message she tried to convey on her Twitter Full Story

Dictionary of the Stupid Generation

September 18, 2009 07:14:08 Posted at September 18, 2009 07:14:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Jane Bussman’s The Worst Date Ever (which you MUST read if you haven’t already) she calls it The Golden Age of Stupid, a generation of twats and toffs with no discernable personality, skill, or, for that matter, ability to communicate. This is the generation that is currently raping the word DIVA. Full Story

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September 16, 2009 09:24:00 Posted at September 16, 2009 09:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By the time Lindsay Lohan was 17, she was living on her own at the Chateau Marmont, hooking up with older men, propositioning other older men, kicking off a crank journey that continues today. Taylor Momsen in 16. She says she feels much older. That she is more mature than those her age. That she’s in a band, is an actor, is an artist, and therefore doesn’t need to go to school. Full Story

Brand shame

September 10, 2009 06:33:40 Posted at September 10, 2009 06:33:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ran out of time and wasn’t able to address this yesterday, am sure you’ve heard – the Ungaro announcement that Lindsay Lohan has been named the brand’s “artistic adviser”. Based on what? Even Women’s Wear Daily can’t hide its disdain. The news actually leaked a few months ago. Full Story

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Rocco Dance Party

September 3, 2009 07:29:28 Posted at September 3, 2009 07:29:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday his sister had the spotlight, today it’s Rocco. Madonna’s oldest son took the stage last night in Tel Aviv for a little dance party of his own… Cute, non? It was the final show of the Sticky & Sweet Tour. Madonna has been in high spirits all week in Israel, close to her Kab connections, taking meetings with high level politicians, feeling important and welcome. Full Story

Madonna & Lourdes

September 2, 2009 06:48:46 Posted at September 2, 2009 06:48:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On stage together! Last night, the 2nd last night in Tel Aviv, Lourdes joined her mom on stage for Give It To Me. At the final Sticky & Sweet show this evening, she’s expected to jump up again as she’s been practising the choreography for weeks. Lola has been making a splash… Yesterday it was her moves at the end of the Celebration video – click here Full Story

Celebration Lourdes

September 1, 2009 08:53:56 Posted at September 1, 2009 08:53:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The video for Madonna’s new single Celebration has just been released online. The smutty buzz coming out of the clip is the inclusion of Jesus Luz, and the way he and Madge pretend to be lovers as she takes his jacket off and moves in to kiss him. Ugh. Am so over whatever she wants us to believe and this farce of a romance. Full Story