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Celebrity parents who pimp out their children for fame.

Vagina Virgins come in 2nd

March 2, 2009 11:28:13 Posted at March 2, 2009 11:28:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They arrived in Vegas yesterday to promote their movie – the fans lost their sh-t. Here are the Vagina Virgins greeting their devoted. They certainly needed the love. Because their concert film was supposed to open at #1 this weekend. Instead, it came in at #2 behind Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail. Full Story

Oscar sit your dumbass DOWN: Miley Cyrus

February 23, 2009 08:57:41 Posted at February 23, 2009 08:57:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I said on the show last night, Dolly Parton exploded all over her dress. I can’t…I can’t talk about this dress. Like what the f-ck in hick town hill billy is she wearing? And seriously, did her parents raise her in a convenience store? Please… Please watch this video. Please note her mannerisms. Full Story

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Little Sci the spectacle

February 17, 2009 06:44:39 Posted at February 17, 2009 06:44:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously, this is ridiculous. Yes, Little Sci is adorable. SOOOO cute. Her princess dress is the best. She’s totally all over it. But her parents pretty much stopped traffic yesterday at Disneyworld in front of a large crowd for some kind of official photo shoot with Mickey and Minnie and Cinderella. Full Story

The Best Kind of Apology

February 10, 2009 11:17:18 Posted at February 10, 2009 11:17:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Take two. JailBait was told by Disney after pressure from Asian advocacy groups to rewrite her apology because the first time wasn’t good enough. In this climate, no one wants to piss off investors. It always comes down to money, non? So anyway, Miley Cyrus posted another message on her blog: "I want to thank all of my fans for their support not only this week, but always! I really wanted to stress how sorry I am if the photo of me with my friends offended anyone. Full Story

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Worst Grammy Share: Taylor & JailBait

February 9, 2009 12:44:00 Posted at February 9, 2009 12:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sounds the title for a comic book. LOVE Taylor Swift. She was live at eTalk a few weeks ago and could not have been sweeter. Despite riding a chart high for weeks, killing it in album sales, Taylor has no pretentions. And her mother is not Dina Lohan. I remember seeing a video of Taylor and her mother a while ago, in line to vote. Full Story

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They don’t read, they can’t write

February 5, 2009 11:22:25 Posted at February 5, 2009 11:22:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you have emailed for reaction re: this photo of JailBail Miley Cyrus making slanty Asian eyes with her friends. Her birth name was Destiny Hope and she was raised by a hillbilly and pimped out to Hollywood – what did you expect? Ignorant dumbass. While we’re on the subject though – sort of – can we go back to the news anchors and journalists who are incapable of saying an “ethnic” sounding name like Blagojevich? He recently compared himself to Mandela and Ghandi. Full Story


February 5, 2009 07:53:48 Posted at February 5, 2009 07:53:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson pictured leaving the Chateau Marmont last night. You know she used to live there, right? She was all of 17 years old and her mother, her amazing mother, decided the Marmont would be the perfect place for her daughter to take up permanent residence in Hollywood. the legendary and notorious Chateau Marmont. Full Story

Not eating but driving

February 4, 2009 15:29:47 Posted at February 4, 2009 15:29:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well this can’t be good… You know what happens when Lilo is ultra skinny and gets behind the wheel? This is Lindsay Lohan in LA today driving around in her car. She’s been deliberately lying low for days following controversy about her weight, covering up her body at the Super Bowl, clearly still without food in her life. Full Story

More famous than ever

February 2, 2009 08:39:05 Posted at February 2, 2009 08:39:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I stopped by the supermarket yesterday and while I was waiting in line to pay Porny’s Pants were everywhere. Almost every cover. There’s Porny in her high waisted atrocity, one breast fighting the other breast underneath that black tank, more famous than she’s been in years. Years. Full Story

15 and 40

January 30, 2009 07:57:00 Posted at January 30, 2009 07:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They were actually born just 2 months apart. Can you tell? I can’t tell. One totally looks 15, which is her age. The other close to 40. Right? Check it out – Dakota Fanning last night at the Hollywood premiere of Push, refreshingly fresh-faced and age appropriately pretty and then old hag Ali Lohan in Times Square for some kind of photo shoot looking more and more every day like a carbon copy of her wreck of a sister. Full Story

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