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Celebrity parents who pimp out their children for fame.

Abs, abs, abs

January 28, 2009 11:07:52 Posted at January 28, 2009 11:07:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Damn. Abs. Britney. She's been steering clear of the paps for weeks - a very smart strategy. Because the less we see of her, the hungrier we get, the hungrier we are for the tour. It's back to Disney-style control, see? Team Britney is now controlling Brand Britney...which is why the only shots we're seeing are the ones posted on her official site BritneySpears. Full Story

Remember when…

January 23, 2009 10:19:20 Posted at January 23, 2009 10:19:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That idiot Stephenie Meyer proclaimed Robert Pattinson’s performance in Twilight worthy of an Oscar? As you know, Oscar nominations were announced yesterday. Full Story

Calling out the family pimp

January 13, 2009 07:01:22 Posted at January 13, 2009 07:01:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney Spears introduced her “tour team” on her website yesterday. As previously reported, Jamie King has replaced Wade Robson and a new choreography team is on board too. Meanwhile her former manager Johnny Wright spoke very candidly about the new Chicken Fried tour – Circus has moved ahead at an alarming pace considering Britney was still completely unstable a year ago, running around Los Angeles with Adnan the shady pap and a British accent. Full Story

Interview with the eternal victim

January 8, 2009 09:54:08 Posted at January 8, 2009 09:54:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her mother taught her well. Dina Lohan’s mantra? Wah wah wah. Needless to say, it’s the same for Lindsay Lohan. New interview with Interview Magazine interviewed by Lauren Hutton who isn’t herself the picture of sanity. Lilo complains and complains. About the situation she finds herself in. Full Story

Chicken Fried Tour > Babies

January 7, 2009 08:29:22 Posted at January 7, 2009 08:29:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The new cover of OK! Magazine with a report on Britney and the upcoming tour. As you know, she agreed to permanent conservatorship under her father late last year – apparently because they were unable to secure insurance for the tour unless someone else was making the decisions. Full Story

Double date with dad and God

January 5, 2009 07:01:25 Posted at January 5, 2009 07:01:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

JailBait and her parents on two separate outings this weekend – first out to lunch with her cheese boy Justin Gaston and then again with Justin at church. Totally MiniVan approved! As you can see, Billy Ray Cyrus seems fond of his daughter’s hired accessory, the 20 year old who started dating the 16 year old when she was just 15 years old and who, no way, is definitely not having sex with her. Full Story

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Best of 2008: Silver Fox vs Mama Pimp!

December 31, 2008 16:54:36 Posted at December 31, 2008 16:54:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I.Love.Him. I loved him before. But then, when he guest hosted with Kelly Ripa and bitch slapped the Lohans… oh la, Anderson Cooper made the list for life. “Apparently these people, these horrific people, the Lohans, they’re quite well known… ?”Amazing. “And there’s this perfectly nice, allegedly 14 year old girl, looks to be more like 60 – no I say that with concern and love – and she allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor slash performer of some sort of striptease person, I don’t know…” SO amazing. Full Story

Worst of 2008: JailBait

December 29, 2008 12:44:00 Posted at December 29, 2008 12:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ugh. 2008 was the year Miley Cyrus was everywhere. Before it was like you only knew her if you had kids. All of a sudden she was shoved down our throats: on Oprah, at the Grammys, and the worst… at the Oscars! Apparently JailBait has a good shot at making it for back to back visits to the Kodak. Full Story

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A Lohan Holiday

December 29, 2008 06:30:36 Posted at December 29, 2008 06:30:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is all about class. Just before Christmas, Lindsay Lohan posted a message on her MySpace, because this is where we should all reveal our family secrets, telling her fans that her dad admitted recently that he’d fathered another child while cheating on her mother. Full Story

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The real star of the movie

December 10, 2008 06:53:04 Posted at December 10, 2008 06:53:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the premiere of the Day the Earth Stood Still – Keanu Reeves walked the carpet, spoke with the press, quietly promoted his movie. And then Will Smith and family came along and owned the rest. Will’s son Jaden stars alongside Keanu and Jennifer Connelly. Didn’t see any photos of Jennifer’s husband Paul Bettany. Full Story

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