Parent Pimps Articles

Celebrity parents who pimp out their children for fame.

Lohan public humiliation

October 6, 2008 07:34:58 Posted at October 6, 2008 07:34:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a good start to the week! Because any time anyone makes Dina Lohan look like a f&cking idiot, even more so than usual, there’s cause for celebration. So last week, an item appeared in Page Six Full Story

Kiki and Natalie

October 4, 2008 08:33:01 Posted at October 4, 2008 08:33:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kirsten Dunst is currently promoting How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. During junket interviews the other day, she was asked about her time in rehab earlier this year and how she’s changed: "Everybody in life goes through obstacles in different times of their life, and this year was my difficult time. Full Story

JailBait Ingrate

September 22, 2008 08:17:44 Posted at September 22, 2008 08:17:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Suppose this shouldn’t be a surprise… after all, Billy Ray Cyrus is a parent pimp, whoring his kid out to Disney to sustain the acid wash lifestyle he’d been accustomed to after his one hit wonder. Why then should he be expected to instill in his child commodity the value of hard worth and work ethic? Contracts are signed to be broken, right? TMZ  Full Story

Chicken Fried Mamma TV

September 17, 2008 08:42:00 Posted at September 17, 2008 08:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lynne Spears appeared on The Today Show this morning to promote that book - the one in which she reveals “a mother’s heartbreak” watching Britney deal with the pleasures and the peril of fame. Of course, as you would expect, they softballed her the entire time. No tough questions, no challenges, just straight up pandering for almost 10 minutes. Full Story

The Parent Pimp Handbook

September 4, 2008 09:20:39 Posted at September 4, 2008 09:20:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, Lynne Spears wrote a tell-all complete with juicy details on Britney’s plummet called Through The Storm: A Real Tale Of Fame And Family In A Tabloid World. Details from her memoirs have now been leaked – nothing that would shock you, all things considered, except the tragic reality that her recollections won’t serve as a valid explanation so much as a roadmap for every other exploitative parent out there who thinks she has a Britney/Miley enrolled in pre-school. Full Story

Blame the police

August 25, 2008 08:36:00 Posted at August 25, 2008 08:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone’s a victim, see? Especially if it’s a child star with two parent pimps. In her first interview since her father was arrested for allegedly beating down her mother, Hayden Panettiere told Extra last week Full Story

Who needs Debbie Phelps?

August 25, 2008 06:49:10 Posted at August 25, 2008 06:49:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For someone like Dina Lohan, befriending Ann Dexter-Jones yields many more benefits. After all, Ann has an established place on the New York social circle, far from the fake nails and mall hair Long Island pond that Dina calls her kingdom. Ann entertains the likes of Al Pacino and David Bowie at her legendary dinner parties. Full Story

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Jailbait Cheapass

August 21, 2008 13:15:27 Posted at August 21, 2008 13:15:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jailbait Miley Cyrus is turning 16 soon. She will be celebrating at – where else? – Disneyland and she is inviting a “limited number” of her fans to join her. The price? Only $250. Jailbait is becoming a global brand. Full Story

Cage Match: Dina Lohan vs Debbie Phelps

August 20, 2008 08:51:53 Posted at August 20, 2008 08:51:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Back in 2004 when she was still cute and not yet anorexic or a junkie but well on her way, Michael Phelps was asked about a celebrity crush. He answered Lindsay Lohan. These days, his celebrity crush is Cameron Diaz. Unfortunately, Lilo won’t let him go. Lilo was texting Billy Bush (???) the other day during Access Hollywood’s interview with Michael’s mom Debbie Phelps. Full Story

Defending Dina

August 14, 2008 07:49:41 Posted at August 14, 2008 07:49:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Us Weekly put up 2 shots of Ali Lohan on its site yesterday suggesting some implant action. Surrounded by paps in the afternoon, Lindsay Lohan was asked whether or not her old hag of a younger sister had her tits done. Full Story

There’s a Lohan in everyone

August 11, 2008 07:41:33 Posted at August 11, 2008 07:41:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The parents of child stars, see? Many of you insist that Hayden Panettiere won’t be like Lilo. Please. She was pimped as a child by her parents – what are the chances? broke the story this morning – Hayden’s dad was arrested last night for beating down her mom. Apparently he flew into a jealous rage about her flirting with some dude at a party and hit her across the cheek. Full Story