Parent Pimps Articles
Celebrity parents who pimp out their children for fame.
LOVE this shoot. Harper’s Bazaar, the latest issue features the Ronsons in an homage to the Royal Tenenbaums. SamRo as my Gwyneth! Mark, Charlotte, and Samantha grew up glamourous. Famous houseguests and famous connections – WAY more famous than the Lohans from Long Island. In fact, rolling with the Ronsons actually enhances Lilo’s resume more than Sam’s. Full Story
The Silver Fox spoke the truth yesterday when he basically called Ali Lohan an old hag and an aspiring stripper. The comment was of course directed at her mother, that all class pimp Dina Lohan who continues to deprive her children of a real life.
In typical Dina Lohan fashion, instead of actually considering the true meaning behind them, she took Anderson Cooper’s comments and turned her daughter into a victim – her favourite move. Speaking exclusively to OK! Magazine Dina wailed: “People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him."
Dina Lohan believes in bad karma? I’ll take a piece of that. What are the karmic ramifications for a parent pimp?
Wednesday – online all day, remember to refresh.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Mel B and her creepy husband are not having issues with the bills. Also not the ungrateful Princess of AssTalk.
Anderson Cooper and Tom Ford. Together. Can you imagine? Sigh. Gay men are so evolved. Especially the ones who are ready and willing to cut a bitch down. Of course you’d expect this from Tom…but from the Silver Fox too? Please. He’s the son of Gloria Vanderbilt. And he was temping for Regis on Regis & Kelly this morning. Full Story
Ali and Dina Lohan managed to scam their way into the Sisterhood 2 premiere the other night. Their show is sucking ass…they needed the publicity. Who the f&ck are those morons are wanting Ali’s autograph??? I want you to look at that child’s French manicure. Those long ass clip-on claws. Full Story
Dylan said to me the other day that it’s scary being a single straight dude these days: “I keep givin’ the business to, like, 16 year olds.” He means with his eyes. He keeps eyef7cking the underage ones, thinking they’re legal, only to find out he was 5 minutes away from committing a crime. Full Story
Last night was the perfect night for Dina Lohan. Trading on one child to pimp the other, getting photographed and partying her tits off – the most ideal of situations. This is Dina in New York at the Sephora 10th anniversary celebration with son Michael Lohan who must be her Plan C. When Ali Lohan goes off to rehab or gets pregnant, Michael will step up to support his mother. Full Story
Another round of Miley Cyrus “scandal” shots – scandalous for Disney, that is, but totally normal for any sex-obsessed, boy crazed 16 year old. The only difference is that THIS 16 year old has become a brand. A projected billion dollar brand. Once upon a time, teenagers were simply entertainers, which was bad enough. Full Story