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Celebrity parents who pimp out their children for fame.

Will’s winning kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2010 11:35:11 December 13, 2010 11:35:11

Will Smith spent Friday night in the bleachers cheering on his oldest son Trey’s high school football championship win. Look at Will. He does NOT have an 18 year old son. Trippy. Trey, unlike his younger brother and sister Jaden and Willow, appears to be not interested right now in a life in the spotlight. Full Story

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The last days of JailBait

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2010 14:47:33 November 22, 2010 14:47:33

Tomorrow is her birthday. She will be 18. After the American Music Awards last night – photos attached of Miley on the carpet – she hit up Trousdale for her party in a black leather bra and matching pants. Her ma was there – the one who’s been accused of cheating with Brett Michaels (best story ever) – and so was Demi Moore. Full Story

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Dina vs Glee/GOOP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2010 14:29:28 November 17, 2010 14:29:28

Some people you love to hate. I love to hate Katherine Heigl. It’s so much fun. And Jessica Biel too. Very entertaining. Many of you feel the same way about Gwyneth Paltrow. I get that. She’s always there, giving you reason. But Dina Lohan, Dina Lohan you can’t love to hate. Dina Lohan you just hate. Full Story

Please let there be a throwdown!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2010 14:36:58 November 2, 2010 14:36:58

Am inviting all kinds of calamity on my Chinese ass for this but I have to tell you, this Miley Cyrus cheating mother story is about as smutty as it gets. But hey, I’m not the one who cheated. And not with BRETT F-CKING MICHAELS!!! Us Weekly Full Story

Oh no, she’s an exception

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2010 12:01:01 October 1, 2010 12:01:01

Of course she is. Miley Cyrus hit up the club last night in Hollywood. She went to Voyeur, then a house party. Sounds like a familiar path. What’s the drinking age in California again? 21 right? Miley doesn’t turn 18 until next month. But that doesn’t matter. She goes to church, she’s tight with her family, that sh-t doesn’t happen in this town. Full Story

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House of der Sh-ts temp ink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 09:58:17 September 27, 2010 09:58:17

In a recent ad campaign for her mother Tina’s assy and not exactly original designs, Beyonce was photographed with temp tattoos all over her back. It’s now becoming another way for ma to make even more cash money. So they’re partnering with an airbrush company to sell the images off Beysus’s back: “With a Sixties-pinup-girl meets-futuristic-biker-chick theme, Beyoncé and I really wanted to give our Deréon fall 2010 campaign a tough edginess. Full Story

Lohan replay and her weave falls out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2010 08:58:43 August 31, 2010 08:58:43

She covers the new issue of Vanity Fair in an interview that took place BEFORE she went to jail and rehab. And apparently at one point she goes to adjust her ponytail and one of the extensions comes out. All while Lilo is trying to convince the journalist that she’s not an addict, that she doesn’t abuse alcohol, that she doesn’t pop pills, and that she’s serious about getting back to work and acting again. Full Story

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His trailer is his teddy bear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2010 08:25:23 August 24, 2010 08:25:23

What’s the value of your “emotional distress and annoyance”? Bet you it’s worth less than Taylor Lautner’s. After all, he’s young, and rich, reportedly asking up to $7 million a movie these days, and the TwiHards love him and he gets to travel the world and they’re grooming him to be the next Tom Cruise. Full Story

Rihanna’s not badass enough for Jenny Humphrey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2010 08:05:00 August 23, 2010 08:05:00

Yeah so Taylor Momsen’s interview with Spin – have you read it? She’s so hardcore with her eyeliner and her band and the holes in her stockings, you know, like real rock’n’roll and other bitches like Rihanna are total pretenders. "People think pop is rock, and the lines are getting blurred. Full Story

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I want to be the producer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2010 10:09:00 August 13, 2010 10:09:00

Matt Lauer tried his best. But The Today Show is too dignified a program for someone like Dina Lohan. He pressed, she lied, and she deflected - the judge is to blame, the judge got fired, the paps suck, the tabloids are wrong, the judge, the judge, the judge. The judge right now should be calling up The Today Show for a rebuttal. Full Story