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Celebrity parents who pimp out their children for fame.

Chicken Fried – back to the studio!

August 13, 2010 07:41:34 Posted at August 13, 2010 07:41:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That phrase to me has always been about Bridget Jones. Remember the Lewisham fire station? It’s not the ass shot that kills me, it’s always her recovery, when she thanks the fire chief, commends him on his “excellent fire station”, and then points to the camera: Back to the studio! Goddamn I loved her so much in that role. Full Story

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Be glib if you want to...

August 12, 2010 12:45:00 Posted at August 12, 2010 12:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But don’t forget to be tough. He has to be tough. So TMZ reports that Dina Lohan, who can’t stay off camera, will be on The Today Show tomorrow morning for an interview with Matt Lauer to discuss, obviously, Lindsay’s time in jail and how she’s doing in rehab. Full Story

The world’s coolest teenager

July 21, 2010 07:33:27 Posted at July 21, 2010 07:33:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taylor Momsen, 16, is current performing with her band Pretty Reckless on the Warped Tour, seen here on her way to the stage in Columbia, Maryland yesterday. As you know, Momsen describes herself as no ordinary teen. She’s, like, way more artistically attuned, mature, wise, she feels stronger and harder, she doesn’t need school to learn, she knows about sh-t, more sh-t than anyone else her age, and she’s feeling sh-t at her age, thinking sh-t at her age, that no one her age has ever felt or thought before. Full Story

Same Old Lohans

July 15, 2010 12:15:00 Posted at July 15, 2010 12:15:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab to detox in advance of her ninety-day jail stint. This is not a bad idea. Get through the worst of it before being confronted with the reality going to jail, which will be emotionally brutal enough without adding the shakes into it. Full Story

30 > 29

July 12, 2010 09:23:01 Posted at July 12, 2010 09:23:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Feng shui speaking, 29 isn’t a great year. I had a terrible 29, and almost all my friends too. For me, in the lunar cycle, at 29 The Ox has to eat some sh-t. And I did. And so did my Porny last year. On her 29th birthday Tony Romo decided to break up with her. Twelve months later it’s a new year, a new sign, and a new man. Full Story

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Smith obsession

June 28, 2010 07:26:31 Posted at June 28, 2010 07:26:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s all of it. It’s Jaden Smith’s star turn. It’s Willow Smith’s adorable steeze. It’s Jada Pinkett Smith’s crazy ass legs in a onesie...? Right now am totally obsessed with the Family Smith. Here they are last night, minus Will and Trey, at the BET Awards last night looking so individual and yet so totally cohesive, so much talent and charisma in such small little bodies, and weird too, in that showbiz way, because ultimately all the intriguing ones are freaks at heart – just ask Elizabeth Taylor. Full Story

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On Jaden Smith

June 25, 2010 11:23:00 Posted at June 25, 2010 11:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Came across this article the other day about the Jaden Smith backlash - have you heard? He's just 11. So of course it's mean. But it's an interesting dilemma. Because Jaden of course is being put out there to be profited from. In that sense, as a consumer, is it right to criticise the product? Jaden fronts a smash hit movie - The Karate Kid is performing very well at the box office, considered another great success for the Smith family - and it's not his first smash hit movie either. Full Story

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JailBait with haircut hosts the MMVAs

June 21, 2010 08:38:18 Posted at June 21, 2010 08:38:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As a Canadian I might be biased but you ask the artists and they’d all agree too – there is no event like the MuchMusic Video Awards for fan enthusiasm and engagement. It’s a block party for teens. And it attracts the top teen talent year after year because of it. The MMVAs put Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber on the same stage. Full Story

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Lilo tests clean?

June 18, 2010 08:05:33 Posted at June 18, 2010 08:05:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently she tested alcohol-free after her scram went off. This is what her lawyer says, and TMZ reports that the Probation Department has cleared her, which means the judge will likely not be pissed in July when she’s supposed to show in court for a hearing that could have resulted in a jail sentence. Full Story

No college for JailBait

May 25, 2010 07:46:02 Posted at May 25, 2010 07:46:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Miley Cyrus is currently on holiday with her dad in Mexico, photographed on the beach yesterday at their resort. It’s a brief break before heavy promotion for her upcoming new album Can’t Be Tamed dropping June 22nd. While I was in Cannes, Miley performed Can’t Be Tamed on Dancing with the Lame Sh-ts. Full Story

Sweaty Group Dancing

May 5, 2010 07:31:01 Posted at May 5, 2010 07:31:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Much of the online chatter today is about JailBait’s new video for Can’t Be Tamed. Because she’s so f-cking wild, yo. It’s a departure, obviously, from the sugar gum wholesome sweetness that has characterised her career so far Disney-styles. But in textbook child star fashion, Miley’s on her Maturity Mission. Full Story