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Crank Fugitive?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2010 09:52:08 April 30, 2010 09:52:08

Lindsay Lohan is on probation. One of the court ordered conditions of her probation is that she attend alcohol education classes every 7 days. The alcohol education classes do not take place at the Chateau Marmont. Needless to say, she hasn’t been in compliance. And TMZ Full Story

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The French love Tom Cruise Jr

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2010 14:01:47 April 8, 2010 14:01:47

Taylor Lautner is in Paris today for some kind of autograph session. As you can see, they queued for hours for a glimpse at Tom Cruise Jr. It must have been this awesome poster. I mean... if that doesn’t say “I’m a cool man jack!” then my ma ain’t Chinese. TCJ is totally workin’ the leather jacket and the white tee and the jeans and the hard stare. Full Story

Crank tweets and tabloids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2010 09:02:33 April 1, 2010 09:02:33

Lindsay Lohan showed up at Perez Hilton’s party the other night even though he regularly calls her a f-cking mess. Last night she was at the Star Magazine Young Stars event. A tabloid party? I mean... this is a new level of desperation. Especially since it’s been a rather epic week in the drama-filled life of Lilo whose father called a presser the other day to declare that he’ll be dragging her to rehab by her weave. Full Story

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Your mother is missing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 12:25:30 March 29, 2010 12:25:30

By now I'm sure you've seen these photos of a busted face Lindsay Lohan out and about in LA the other night with curious white powder floating out of her shoes. Automatic assumption would be cocaine. Obviously. I mean it's Lilo after all. However, more probably, as Michael K from Dlisted.com Full Story

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You don’t love Daddy no more?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2010 07:35:58 March 26, 2010 07:35:58

Remember when JailBait, at 16, was dating that 20 year old cheese loser Justin Something and he’d wear his cross around his neck and get papped with the family leaving church every weekend and Billy Ray Cyrus would have his arm around his shoulders and they’d go for bbq and milkshakes and sh-t? Not happening with Liam Hemsworth. Full Story

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Please be Portman and not Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2010 07:34:00 March 23, 2010 07:34:00

As I’ve already noted several times, for the last few months, they have successfully whipped me into a frenzy for Kick-Ass. It’s been a brilliant online campaign. And finally I’m seeing it at a screening later on this morning. Can’t wait. Unfortunately reviews have been embargoed until release. Full Story

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Lilo vs the Club Ho

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2010 14:28:42 March 22, 2010 14:28:42

This is what her wreck of a life has become. So Lindsay Lohan has been seeing some model called Adam Senn. According to X17 she hit up Voyeur the other night and saw him there talking to another girl. Full Story

Tom Cruise Jr goes to Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2010 11:54:41 March 22, 2010 11:54:41

With friends? Well... With a contest winner. Close enough? A young woman won the big prize and they went on a boat ride together down the Seine. Looks like there was a camera crew following them around too. Oh fun. Young Taylor gets to spend his free time not working with people who enter contests to meet him. Full Story

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Indistinguishable

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2010 14:21:00 March 19, 2010 14:21:00

I’m telling you, Tom Cruise Jr really IS Tom Cruise Jr. In so many ways. This is Taylor Lautner leaving LAX today. Side by side, see for yourself. Right? And the security detail too. It’s the same! Tom Cruise and Tom Cruise Jr. They same body type, the same aviators, Jr’s even working the jaw clench now, and of course the same plastic machine Hollywood attitude. Full Story

Side-Lean is a Pose-Hard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 08:06:42 March 12, 2010 08:06:42

Taylor Lautner showed up to the premiere of The Runaways last night to support Kristen Stewart. The side-lean, while still present, was not as out of control the way it was at the Oscars. That sh-t was crazy at the Oscars, non? But even though he seems to have reined in his side-leaning tendencies, or lengthened one of his legs, Taylor is still working a carpet like Victoria Beckham and Renee Zellweger. Full Story

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