Ebola Locked Up!

June 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Turned herself over last night after the MTV Movie Awards, is now supposedly behind bars at a facility in Lynnwood, a plan devised the sheriff’s office to limit pappy intrusion.

That’s probably why she’s crying. And leaving the windows down so photographers can see her crying.

Same old sh-t.

Also new details about her cell mate – there is none for now. For the time being, Hollywood Ebola will be left to fester alone in her cell 23 out of 24 hours a day. Can you imagine? Left alone inside her own head in solitary?

Most believe her visit will only last a few days, if that. But at the very least, she’s locked up. As for true change and reform, this is her statement. Note the highlighted passage:

"I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks, I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes. This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence."

Is that contrition? Or is that the blame game?

And the best – the best is this mug shot. The person in this mug shot – is this bitch capable of change?


She’ll be back out in a week, she’ll be ready to spread her infection, she’ll be a disease deadlier than we’ve ever seen it.

So let’s enjoy this while it lasts, shall we?

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