Hollywood Ebola Concedes

May 18, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 18, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do you smell something stank? I smell something stank.

Paris Hilton has dropped her appeal, deciding not to fight her prison sentence and submitting to the mandated 23 days as amended by the LA Sheriff’s Department…which means it’s willing to go to jail.

Hollywood Ebola willingly locked up?

Trust me, this bitch is cooking something. Whether or not it’s a book deal or a tv show or some kind of exclusive, it’s something. And it’s something profitable. And self promotional. And exploitative. Because it’s exactly what that slug would do.

Let’s enjoy our 23 days, shall we? Because Ebola will hide but she will never die.

Here she is, pretending to be boo hoo and suddenly not a camera whore…give me a f*cking break.


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