Look at Me! I’m Crying!!!
Hollywood Ebola Hollywood Ebola shedding tears… and rolling down her window to make sure you see her!
Here she is, feeling sorry for herself leaving an attorney’s office yesterday. Apparently she’s hired a new lawyer, rehired her old publicist Elliot Mintz, and is
offering to blow appealing to Governor Arnold to avoid a prison sentence. Something about a friend starting a petition which of course has prompted several counter petitions to ensure that she lands behind bars, even if only for a few hours.
Meanwhile I’m told Paris is hunting down every charity event she can get invited to, hoping that by spreading her disease, her public image will somehow see an improvement which, if you ask me, and pardon the crass, is like turning diarrhea to sh-t… sh-t is just sh-t, you know? And even more sh-t is supposedly going to hit the fan.
Remember ParisExposed.com? Well on the heels of her legal woes, they will supposedly be relaunching, opportunistically cashing in on Paris the Prisoner with what looks to be even more dirty footage, perhaps another racialist (booyakasha!) incident? Or getting naked in a mountain of cocaine?