Rumer Willis: Hollywood Ebola’s Next Victim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2007 12:00:00 March 16, 2007 12:00:00
Look out, disaster ahead. Hollywood Ebola is feasting on another – this time Demi Moore’s daughter. Rumer is desperate for a piece of the family fame, she hangs out on occasion with Lindsay Lohan, and now she’s been infected by Paris Hilton. And since no one is immune from Paris’s powers of destruction, it’s only a matter of time before Rumer"s life starts bleeding out. Here she is at Teddy"s with that skank tranny whose face appears to be melting. Looks to me like Rumer feels grateful for the company...NOT a good sign. Maybe Bruce Willis in a fit of paternal rage will finally be the one to cut down The Virus? Nah. Knowing Paris she’ll probably drop to her knees and blow him instead. Poor Rumer. Trouble looms. X17

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