Best Breasts: Helen Mirren
January 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2007 12:00:00
At 62 with breasts like these? As my cousin Dexy said tonight – it’s dirty but it’s dirty dirty good. And now she’s just toying with us, isn’t she? The best answer to Paris Hilton and the blonde Hollywood vacuum, to the incessant worship of youth and illusion – of all the young bimbos farting around Hollywood, who can hold a candle to the magnificent Helen Mirren? Certainly not Paris Hilton. NEVER Paris Hilton, who might own the hotel but who will never be allowed inside the ballroom.