The Best Rossum Ever!

May 14, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 14, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You will laugh your ass off… so pathetically obvious, so pathetically cheese, so desperate, so contrived – only Paris Hilton, you know? Only Paris is capable of this kind of blatant Rossum.

All because of 45 days in the slammer…do you love it, or do you LOVE it?

Check it out – Hollywood Ebola in virginal white, with her Mommy and her Wittle Sister, hands clasped piously, leaving church yesterday as cameras just happened to commemorate the moment… can you believe this piece of sh-t?

And what is it? Like the 10th day in the row she’s worn white? Can a new wardrobe save her from prison? Can a new wardrobe close the black hole between her legs?

Undecided on the first count, absolutely NOT on the second.

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