Just a quick update on the whereabouts of the Trash Trio – as of 1:00 p.m. PST Britney was back in Malibu with her family and Lindsay and Paris are TOGETHER at the Viceroy… quick closeness for two girls slinging c*nts and bruises around just hours ago!
Meanwhile, new photos have surfaced of Britney and her new BFF from last night, wearing matching tees to go along with their matching ghetto weave and morphing personalities.
In case you can’t make out the wording:
I’m Paris Hilton I can do whatever I want…
Including taking Britney under her wing. Which is what Paris’s publicist has been saying – that Britney has found a mentor and a confidante in Paris during her troubled times.
One, two, three…Are you ready to Rossum