Where do we begin? At the top? Ok, let’s start at the top. Wonky hair matched wonky eye…just a little off centre, a weird little tick and swirl, not quite Gwen Stefani, not quite James Dean, I’m sure she thought she was fashion forwards/backwards 80s but the attempt – it was so bad, I can’t even feel happy about it.
And then the dress. The matching leather gloves, the belt, the boots, the hideous FLOWER right at her bellybutton…was this a joke? It must have been a joke. But since when did Paris grow a sense of humour – especially about her looks?
No, gossips. I don’t think this was a joke. I think this was a complete miscalculation. Not a very good week for her, is it? Time for Ebola
to regroup and refocus, don"t you think?
Ps. Can we finally agree once and for all that Paris is NOT pretty???