Ebola once a month

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2010 06:23:43 August 30, 2010 06:23:43

Three times this summer there’s been a police incident. All three times involving drugs. The two previous times it managed to slither its way out of trouble. This time however, this time in Vegas, Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton was busted on suspicion of felony cocaine possession after cops pulled over an SUV driven by its boyfriend, with pot wafting out of the window, and found “a bindle of cocaine in a plastic bag” in its purse when it opened it to get some lip balm.

Priorities, right?

When approached by the cops, Ebola’s first instinct is to lubricate its lips.

The boyfriend, who worked as an executive at Wynn/Encore has now been fired. Look at that douche face. Is that not a beat-me-I’m-a-douche-face if you ever saw one?

As for Ebola – TMZ reports that it will claim that the bag belonged to someone else. Of course. It doesn’t seem worried either. Following the arrest, it was back at its hotel, tweeting about watching Family Guy and framing its latest mugshot.

Another celebrity booking classic. Note the dip of the chin, the angle of the cheek, and it looks like its hand is ON ITS HIP. Like the police station is some kind of f-cking runway. That sh-t will NEVER change.

Photos from Wenn.com

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