Cuthbert’s Career Cut Short
It appears Elisha Cuthbert’s career has gone the way of Jared Leto"s. Because while Elisha and Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton have always been tight, until now Elisha has yet to allow Ebola’s deadly fluids to infect her.
But this week in New York, the virus emanating from Paris Ebola’s black hole vagina raged out and consumed Elisha. Multiple outlets are reporting that the two were seen making out on Tenjune on Tuesday.
As we all know, Ebola’s success rate is almost perfect. Which means Elisha Cuthbert is doomed …Though it’s not like there were high hopes to begin with. After all, this is a girl who was supposedly stupid enough to cheat on Justin Timberlake’s best friend… for Sean Avery.
Sean Avery. The biggest prick douchebag of a cheese dick in the NHL, an alleged racist, dirty as sh*t and morally repugnant…this is the man she voluntarily shared her bed with for almost 2 years???
As you can see, the consequences of Elisha’s associations are starting to cost her. Girl looks rough. Like… almost ugly. A bulbous nose, the hint of a moustache, and a manly cleft chin.
Oh true Ebola… thy disease is quick.