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Adrian Grenier: signs of Ebola infection

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2008 07:48:39 January 10, 2008 07:48:39

Much sympathy to fans of Adrian Grenier who were heartbroken last summer when he started dicking around with Paris Hilton and even defended her publicly, calling her a nice person. Somehow Hollywood Ebola penetrated through his decency…and now Adrian Grenier is a diseased victim. Paris’s black hole vag shows no mercy, see? Evidence of his infection can be seen in the way he wears his pants. Full Story

Ebola Targets Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2008 10:55:05 January 9, 2008 10:55:05

She has already ravaged half of the young Hollywood population, now Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton is aiming her virus at an entire institution. And her disease is so deadly, she just might succeed. Brace yourselves: Ebola says she is going for an Academy Award. Her priority for 2008 apparently is to focus on her “acting “ because: I want to win an Oscar. Full Story

Ebola Grooms Her Brother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2008 08:24:45 January 4, 2008 08:24:45

Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton showed up at Teddy’s last night with her 18 year old brother Barron. Now that she’s no longer an heiress and Barron no longer an heir, after their grandfather decided to donate the bulk of his fortune to charity, Ebola is charged with grooming her youngest sibling for his very own career in famewhoring, which is why he tagged along last night – you will note Barron was born with that unmistakable rich-boy beat-me-face… the one Chuck Bass does so well on Gossip Girl. Full Story

Trash Comes Home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2008 02:34:35 January 4, 2008 02:34:35

Pamela Anderson, poster skank of white trash, returned home to British Columbia this week without Rick Salomon. First she hit up Whistler with her parents and her kids intent on some family time. Then on Thursday she left her boys with her folks and hooked up with a notorious hard party wealthy crowd in Vancouver for the hockey game. Full Story

At the Church of Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 11:28:18 January 3, 2008 11:28:18

Forgot to include this in the Best of 2007 roundup – one of the most hilarious images of last year: Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton and her black hole diseased vag going to church for the cameras looking all sorry and sh*t. Remember that? Now Mischa Barton. At church yesterday conveniently when photographers happened to be around. Full Story

Ebola Infects Another

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2007 00:00:00 December 31, 2007 00:00:00

Thanks to EL for the tip! Per below, Paris was spreading her disease all over a mystery man last night at Pure – turns out he"s Jesse Billauer. A former surfer, was headed for surf supremacy but had an accident as a teen leaving him quadriplegic. Now manages a foundation working with those suffering spinal cord injuries – takes them surfing. Full Story

The Perfect Victim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2007 05:29:53 December 31, 2007 05:29:53

Chicken Fried Stupid is probably too stupid to realise this is the best thing that’s happened to her all year. Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has officially infected Kevin Federline. Which can only mean one thing: Kevin Federline is now diseased. KFed is now KF&cked. It might take a few weeks, it might even take a few months…but It. Full Story

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Hollywood Ebola Infects the Penns

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2007 04:30:26 December 31, 2007 04:30:26

Disaster ensues wherever it goes. Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has no mercy and her success rate is virtually unmatched among diseases. And while she may be an heiress no more, she is and will always be a dirty virus, killing everything in her path, growing stronger with every victim. Once upon a time not too long ago, Sean Penn supposedly f*cked Paris in Miami after a wild night of partying. Full Story

Hermy D Pops Zits in Public: Best of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 09:10:32 December 17, 2007 09:10:32

Gross smut is the funniest smut…and this story had to rank. Cammy D was partying at Teddy’s in the Spring with Nicky Hilton. Of course hanging with a relation of Ebola had its consequences. Because at some point in the night, Cam hit the loo and starting busting her zits. Not sure if the puss hit the mirror but clearly Cam felt it was the right time for a facial. Full Story

Why Can’t I Just Bl*w You?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2007 00:00:00 December 14, 2007 00:00:00

Hollywood Ebola is currently spreading her disease wearing tacky head to toe animal in Germany promoting some cheap sh*t alcohol. Germans have welcomed her virus with open arms. They clearly underestimate the dangers. This is a bitch who can wipe out entire crops for a decade …don’t be surprised if they announce a contamination of German beer as soon as she leaves. Full Story

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Diseased & Desperate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 07:18:32 December 10, 2007 07:18:32

The worst combination. So what happened when Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton found out that Lindsay Lohan was riding up on her Big Greek Stav? All bitches defend their territory… this diseased bitch defends it by opening up her black hole vagina. And as you can see from the lascivious expression on her face, Ebola succeeded in sucking Stav back into her mouth. Full Story