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Greek Stav or Heath?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 07:51:41 December 5, 2007 07:51:41

As you can see from multiple changes during her commercial shoot yesterday, the thinnification of Lilo continues – little arms, little legs. So she’s skinny… but is she sober? Let’s hope for it, even in the face of reports that suggest she may not be spending time with the best influences. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Booster Shot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 07:40:23 December 3, 2007 07:40:23

Totally makes sense: you need a booster shot for a vaccine…so why not the same for a virus? It’s been nearly a year since Britney had her dose of Ebola. A year since Ebola’s disease fried up some chicken and set Spears off on a deadly turn. Now Ebola is back for more. As Britney celebrated her 26th birthday this weekend, she was joined by none other than Paris Hilton Hollywood Ebola which means we are headed for yet another year of Britney debauchery: more bare cooch, more legal battles, maybe more shaved heads, and much much much more courtroom drama. Full Story

Punk Ass & Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2007 07:15:00 November 30, 2007 07:15:00

Finally a Deserving Victim. Hollywood Ebola’s infection has found another target. A repeat target. Although we don’t need any more reason to rag on Avril Lavigne’s punk poseur little ass, here’s another reminder of why this little Canadian bitch is a waste of time. You’ll recall the two hung out for a while a couple of years ago, even prompting rumours they were lesbian lovers. Full Story

Walking Behind Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2007 00:00:00 November 29, 2007 00:00:00

It’s protocol for royalty, right? The noble blood walks first, the spouse must lag behind? Last night, Paris Hilton trotted her latest victim out for the paps, conveniently during a little visit with her parents who OF COURSE loved the Pizza Boy. As you can see, no photo opportunity was wasted, even though Ebola told Ellen yesterday that she was single. Full Story

Ebola Upstaged and Wants to Spawn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 00:00:00 November 28, 2007 00:00:00

Love Ellen but what the hell is she doing contaminating her show with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton? Ebola was on Ellen today using Nicole Richie for attention, dishing on Nicole’s pregnancy and the baby shower and telling the world that she intends to procreate, thereby assuring that her disease will be perpetuated indefinitely. Full Story

Nicole Richie Media Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 09:21:15 November 27, 2007 09:21:15

Nicole Richie is rarely this heavily made up. But yesterday, out for “friendly” lunch with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton caked it on. She also met with Billy Bush and Access Hollywood the same afternoon. Clearly Monday was Nicole’s Media Day and while Access Hollywood is understandable, you have to wonder – what exactly does Nicole owe Ebola to have to pay her back with such a megawatt photo op? Because, gossips, this was only a photo op…nothing more. Full Story

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Ebola Infects China

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2007 12:24:21 November 21, 2007 12:24:21

My people! Hollywood Ebola is currently infecting China, on a 4 day viral tour to the Far East to spread her disease. To be fair though, my people don’t have great taste. This of course is the region of the world that gave us Hello Kitty and continues to spawn brain dead, superficial, twits capable of nothing but squealing and holding hands while shoving their pink pencil cases inside their Louis Vuitton knapsacks. Full Story

Blame Sean Avery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 00:00:00 November 20, 2007 00:00:00

Mary Kate Olsen was taken to hospital yesterday – official reason: kidney infection. Unofficial reason: Sean Avery. MK had apparently hooked up with the useless piece of sh*t hockey thug a couple weeks ago but Sean has now reportedly run back to Elisha Cuthbert. Xenu only knows what kind of contamination he left behind that’s ailing MK. Full Story

Lilo In ‘n’ Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 14:48:46 November 15, 2007 14:48:46

She served 84 minutes in jail today, checking in at around 10:30am this morning and getting released just before noon, getting credit for community service and whittling away her 4 day sentence to less than 2 hours behind bars. 2 hours for getting coked up and driving madly down the highway and threatening to run a bitch over. Full Story

He’s The Kind of Guy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2007 00:00:00 November 13, 2007 00:00:00

Who is hired specifically to get under the skin of other players. He is a goon. He is a prick. He has been called out for making racist comments about African Americans/Canadians and French Canadians. And now, he is without a doubt the worst piece of sh*t motherf*cker to ever put on a hockey uniform and call his sad self an athlete. Full Story