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Ebola Halloween

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2007 00:00:00 November 1, 2007 00:00:00

Over the course of the past week, Paris has paraded around in a series of costumes that, but for colour and a few minor details, are exactly the same. Short, flared skirt baring ass and tight around the tits. Last night, the theme was military. Hollywood Ebola the military whore. MK over at Full Story

Toronto Fights Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2007 10:16:33 October 29, 2007 10:16:33

LOVE my home town. We fought valiantly against SARS. And we are fighting valiantly again against another deadly virus: Paris Hilton. Otherwise known as Hollywood Ebola who has been in Toronto shooting her piece of sh-t for a movie. Last week she hosted a party at The Guvernment. The way I hear it though, no one cared she was there, and her reception was so decidedly lacklustre that owners and the local paps had to “engineer” a frenzied arrival and exit to make it appear as though the Toronto club scene actually gave a rat’s ass. Full Story

Rossum < Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2007 10:14:48 October 23, 2007 10:14:48

You know it’s bad when Paris Hilton has a hotter career than you do. This is Emmy Rossum’s reality. And this is why aside from trying and failing miserably to become a singer, Emmy’s only professional activity is walking every carpet – no matter what the event – she’s invited to, as often as possible, wearing a variation of the same dress as always and pointing those doe eyes at the camera until the person on the other side of the lens dry heaves from the sweetness. Full Story

Ellen: the opposite of Britney and Biel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2007 13:13:08 October 16, 2007 13:13:08

Ellen is an animal lover – but not the kind of animal loving professed by Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, toting their accessories from store to store, depriving their pets of the kind of structure and care that they deserve. And not the kind of animal loving professed by Jessica Biel either, supposedly not paying attention during doggy playtime, claiming ignorance when her dog was eaten by another. Full Story

Monday, October 15, 2007

Dear Gossips,

All of Toronto is on PipWatch. If you’re interested, his weekend consisted of workouts at the gym, Saturday night at the Hazelton where the staff appeared to be starstruck and giddy – even after the celebrity overload during TIFF – and Sunday brunch with Don Cheadle at Eggstacy. Everything in a 3 block radius. And NO Shelf Ass.

Also…No fraternising with Hollywood Ebola either, despite her many attempts at the photo op. Rumour has it, her people have called his people trying to arrange a “meet”. Word is he told her to jump up his ass. Give the man a Grammy for that.

Monday, am online all day.

Yours in gossip,


Hollywood Fluid Exchange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 00:00:00 October 15, 2007 00:00:00

This is why Ebola’s virus will never die – Paris Hilton has literally infected everyone. So last week, Pam Anderson married Rick Salomon. Rick Salomon used to nail Paris, Kid Rock used to nail Pam. And Paris and Kid were spotted getting super friendly in Toronto at the weekend. You will recall, he also spent some time with her post-prison at her Malibu beach house this summer – photos attached – though Kid recently told Rolling Stone nothing went down: “I regret to inform all of you on and offline tabloid junkies that I am not dating nor have been intimate with Paris Hilton. Full Story

Silicone & Denim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2007 09:40:33 October 8, 2007 09:40:33

Style recipe for long lasting love: Pamela Anderson married Rick Salomon this weekend in Vegas wearing – shocker!!! – not a white bikini but a white denim Valentino dress. All class, baby… all class. This is, of course, Pam’s third time down the aisle. And her third time down the aisle with a lovely respectable man. Full Story

Thinnification Update – Rumer Willis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 07:19:14 October 5, 2007 07:19:14

Almost there… now just the tits have to go and she’ll be a proper stick insect with heaps of attention paid to her body on the cover of countless magazines. Demi Moore must be so proud. Check it out – my Rumer leaving the Neil George salon after a touch up. I do love the hair. The hair looks amazing. Full Story

Monday, October 1, 2007

Dear Gossips,

As you can see, there’s been movement on the Freebie Five: David Letterman is the honourary #1 for the week as Daniel Craig takes a breather.


Watch the clip here and see how Letterman absolutely skins Hollywood Ebola. The most brilliant television ever. And one of the few who actually has the balls to say and do what we all would with hilarious results. This is where the practically senile Larry King dropped the ball.

David clearly has zero tolerance for disease. And because he is who he is, he wore his disdain out on the open, toying with her twat head, sucking her back in by leading her to believe he thought she could be a role model, and then slapping her silly once again.

The man is a hero and now the sexiest beast ever. And she so totally has Bloat Face.

Monday – Britney’s video for Gimme More drops today. Will be blogging all day. Check back often, will keep you posted.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Am on The Hills Aftershow on MTV Canada and tonight for the first time in person with the adorable Dan Levy. Will be a challenge not to jump into his lap. Will be a challenge not to feel small and insignificant next to the incomparable Jessi Cruickshank. Yes, she always does look that perfect, even in person. Love her. Hate her!

PPS. Two and two always make five. In Rainbows – new Radiohead album on October 10th!!! Best.News.Ever.

Hollywood Ebola infects Sweden

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 08:21:06 September 25, 2007 08:21:06

North America is already raging from her virus, Greece was besieged, Germany was infected last year, and now Hollywood Ebola has unleashed her disease on Sweden. This is Paris Hilton’s new man. His name is Alexander Vaggo. Some young hot backpacker dude she picked up outside a hostel the other day and in her own Pretty Woman moment has dressed him up in nice clothes and hooked him up with a modeling agent. Full Story

The Nail in the Coffin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2007 00:00:00 September 19, 2007 00:00:00

Just on the off chance you were still holding out hope for Adrian Grenier…give it up. Give it up now. Because it’s full on infection, Hollywood Ebola has eaten him alive…Adrian Grenier is no more. E! Online correspondent Kristin interviewed him recently and asked about Paris. This is what he had to say: "I think she’s absolutely wonderful. Full Story