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Why will Hollywood Ebola live forever? What makes the deadly disease unkillable? Because of useless f&cking twats like this. Check it out – some loser from bumf&ck god knows where drags a 4 year old out to Paris Hilton’s house, waiting alongside the paps just to score a brief moment and a photo with The Virus, telling everyone that the child is Paris’s biggest fan. Full Story
As Lilo celebrated the 4th with a dose of Hollywood Ebola, Nicole Richie remains undercover, speaking through friends and approved leaks via Us Weekly, loudly proclaiming her pregnancy on their new cover – just a week after declaring that Nicole’s infamous BFF was off limits and no longer Us Weekly material.
Love Janice Min. Bitch can stick that knife in and twist it around like nobody’s business.
And heads up Toronto… Mr Darcy is gracing our festival this year. In fact, many many many stars will be lighting up the T-dot. More on that later.
Thursday, blogging all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
Both in Malibu, both famewhores, both understand the game, and at the same time both want to outdo the other. You will recall Paris Hilton told Larry King when asked about Lindsay in rehab, she replied: I don’t have any friends in rehab. And yet she showed up yesterday at Lilo’s Fourth of July bash, knowing she’d make a splash of her own and steal away a little of Lindsay’s thunder. Full Story
A clean and sober Lindsay Lohan continues to kick back in Malibu following her Promises exit. Here she is yesterday on a coffee run at the local market. Cute dress. A diseased and dirty Paris Hilton continues to celebrate her release from prison and, also in Malibu, is planning a huge bender tonight, because sunning herself in Hawaii and throwing parties is exactly the dramatic character change she referred to on Larry King Live. Full Story
Katie Holmes on her way to a meeting yesterday looking about as fresh and young as Sharon Stone. Shame that lovely body has been force-wrapped into middle aged mediocrity to court the MiniVan Majority. By the way – all that German hoopla about not allowing the GMD’s new project to be filmed there… you’ve heard they’ve changed their minds, right? Tom Cruise and Valkyrie will be welcome. Full Story
Hollywood Ebola with Larry King – the most anticlimactic hour long interview, like, ever. Except of course when she tried to fellate him right off the top…that was enjoyable. And then the lies – the lies about drugs, the lies about the Bible. Good for a few chuckles but only just a few. Full Story
Seem to have caught myself a proper London cold from getting drenched in several sudden downpours stupidly without an umbrella. Am almost British I think. Love it.
Thanks again for your understanding yesterday during a mad rush day in Paris shooting footage for eTalk. I did NOT get to go to Collette. Am hurting.
Still… it was a good day to skip. The day Hollywood Ebola walked free looking flushed and actually rather lovely and definitely not emaciated which brings to mind all those “inside source” reports on TMZ during her incarceration. “She’s not eating, she’s truly suffering, she won’t touch her food”. Something stinks about that situation, non?
Because if you ask me, she looked pretty un-starved in every photo from every angle I saw as she catwalked her way out of the slammer. But then again, as the NY Post printed today, food was being delivered to her straight from the prison guards who for the duration of her stay turned into her snack and beauty bitches, filling her orders and personally delivering her food.
But then again, can you fault her for that? Can you fault her for going back to the tried and true? For putting her legs up and spreading the black hole in exchange for some prison pampering? Good on her for not letting jail time take away her greatest gift. That festering virus sells sex like nobody else…though for this week at least Us Weekly ain’t buying.
Love Janice Min.
A ban on Paris Hilton stories in this week"s magazine citing “Paris fatigue” as the reason, going so far as to say “that in many ways her time with US Weekly has moved on."
Hollywood Ebola no longer good enough for Us Weekly? There is a Goddess.
And Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake is still a farking wanker.
“Do you want me to juggle too???” Said to a child fan who had the temerity – can you imagine!!! – to ask for a photo. Because the heavens conspired to make him a star. Because he is who he is on talent alone. Because his musical gifts have saved the world as we know it. Because all of this entitles him to negate those without whom he’d be nothing.
And you wonder why I call him an ungrateful little prick whose balls never dropped? Pipsqueak forever. Pipsqueak for always.
Wednesday – again my apologies for yesterday’s lacking column. Will try to make it up to you today with a brand new giveaway. Need new shades?
Blogging from London all day…check back often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Don"t forget to check out Duana"s guest post from yesterday. Scroll down.
Travelling is hard on blogging. I appreciate your continued support of the site and can’t tell you enough how grateful I am that you come back every day. As such, to make up for yesterday’s smutlessness, a new giveaway just in time for Summer. Need sunglasses? Old school is back, throwback is back – the Ray-Ban Wayfarers from back in the day, now updated in a variety of colours and apparently the shades of choice this summer for celebrities. Full Story
Clever clever Janice Min. Likely finding out a couple of days ago that People had scooped them on the Ebola exclusive, Us Weekly is firing back with an issue specifically geared towards People’s subscriber base: The MiniVan Majority. The MiniVan Majority, threatened (and rightly so) by skanks like Paris and charmed and hypnotised by any and all talk of baby, will undoubtedly love this cover. Full Story
Coincidence or conspiracy? Janice Min declares a ban on Paris Hilton, People Magazine whips out its new cover: an exclusive with Hollywood Ebola complete with photo shoot and interview. So now People Magazine is the prophet for the new Paris Hilton? If you are a subscriber to the magazine, you probably aren’t too impressed, are you? And how changed can one person be if the first priority post-prison is to fix her weave and pose for a photo? Bitch… please. Full Story
Probably a result of public disappointment, for fear of backlash and ridicule, NBC killed its plan to pay Hollywood Ebola a million dollars for her first post-prison interview. Barbara Walters, that senile old bag, in a moment of lucidity, also rejected the opportunity, likely bombarded over the last two weeks by emails from disbelieving viewers about her transparent defence of Paris on The View. Full Story