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The Smut Soiree Roots Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2007 00:00:00 June 11, 2007 00:00:00

Warning: Shameless self promotion – suffer through it though and you’ll get to the contest. With just over a week’s notice, the girls of The Society pulled off a blast as always and with help from Perrier-Jouet for the champagne and of course the lovely Raymond at the Roots Flagship Store on Bloor for the venue and the discount for all guests. Full Story

Paris Power and the Playhouse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2007 00:00:00 June 11, 2007 00:00:00

Paris to Barbara Walters – I have power to do good. I am changed. I have experienced a spiritual awakening. I am Paris Power. I miss Rosie. Help me… As mentioned earlier, Barbara Walters spoke to Paris Hilton yesterday and of course she had to share her message to the world: Paris is no longer content with what she used to be. Full Story

Rocky to the Rescue?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2007 00:00:00 June 8, 2007 00:00:00

Rocky’s days on the Freebie 5 were numbered – it was supposed to be a 45 day total. But now that he’s making it his mission to take away the Paris privileges, Rocky seems to be gunning for an honourable lifetime spot on the List. Love, love, love. Last yesterday, Rocky demanded a hearing to find out why the Sheriff’s department let her go in spite of a judge’s express decision to have her serve her entire sentence IN PRISON. Full Story

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Dear Gossips,

She’s out. After three days she’s out. Hollywood Ebola will rage again but at least we had three days – three days and a scrunchie...

Love, love, love.

It’s Thursday, at my mother’s house since Sunday, had to suffer the misery last night of watching her watch me on eTalk, rewinding and replaying a segment where the light hit an unflattering angle on my silk/lace dress and gave the illusion of a bump.

Wahhhh, she kept saying over and over again. Wahhhh, every 15 seconds. Then over to my father: Daddy look…wahhhh! Wahhhh so big!

Help me.

Online all day, new articles posted throughout.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Gossip Party in Toronto tonight, Dan Levy from MTV Live and The Aftershow – the sexiest bitch in glasses – will be moderating. Champagne, snacks, smut…and gift bags! Look forward to seeing you there!

PPS. Dear Alison – I spilled wine on you the other night at the CTV Upfronts… so sorry! I owe you so hit me up at TIFF. Big hug, love Lainey

The Rocky

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2007 00:00:00 June 7, 2007 00:00:00

My boyfriend and current #1 on the Freebie Five Rocky Delgadillo, LA City Attorney, is right said pissed about Hollywood Ebola’s early release. Rocky released a statement expressing his concern about the Sheriff’s Department’s decision to send Paris home, and questions – in legalese of course – the validity of her medical claim, insisting that proper procedure was clearly not followed. Full Story

The Virus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2007 00:00:00 June 7, 2007 00:00:00

Is her disease the medical reason? Was Hollywood Ebola wreaking havoc among inmates? Because that’s what the authorities are saying – that she hasn’t been “released”, only reassigned. After extensive meetings with medical personnel, Paris has been ordered to house arrest and fitted with an ankle monitor… Apparently poor Paris couldn’t hack it inside. Full Story

The Return

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2007 00:00:00 June 7, 2007 00:00:00

Changed, reformed, repentant? Hardly. The bible clutching, the white wardrobe, the self help books, the introspection – all a ruse designed to reposition Paris Hilton as her virus mutates into another form. Which is why prison and everything leading up to prison was so enjoyable while it lasted. Full Story

Posh: Paris, Karl, and green stuff from the sea

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2007 00:00:00 June 6, 2007 00:00:00

It was Karl Lagerfeld who designed Victoria’s tongue-in-cheek style atrocity last night at the UK Glamour Awards. Of course it was. Look at those gloves. Only Karl would approve of that kind of “upstagery”, only the militant Karl and his missing bitch beating fan would appreciate that even Posh has “fat days” – days when she doesn’t feel like trying on clothes, even at Chanel, because of some embarrassing (though imaginary) bloat. Full Story

Monday, June 4, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Do you f&cking LOOOOVE Sarah Silverman??? Do you???

With Hollywood Ebola in the audience at the MTV Movie Awards, Sarah straight up called Paris Hilton a down and dirty criminal whore…and they ate it up, gossips. Thunderous approval, unanimous ridicule, everybody hates Paris, Sarah Silverman is the baddest bitch EVER, and as of Sunday night, just before midnight local time, Paris is now behind bars doing her time. More on that later.

Am on assignment with eTalk in Toronto for a week. CTV Upfronts are on Monday and Canada’s Walk of Fame next Saturday. Show hosted by Eugene Levy, inductees this year include Nickelback, Jill Hennessey, and Catherine O’Hara. Love Catherine O’Hara. Had my first Barbara Walters moment earlier this year when she cried during our interview. Catherine O’Hara is a DOLL. Canada’s Walk of Fame ceremony airs on Sunday, June 10th on CTV.

My thanks and appreciation to the brilliant Joyce Ma designing for Tension Clothing and Sweet Chemise for styling the entire trip. Will be covering the red carpet on the Walk of Fame in a caramel-coloured dress she calls The Courtesan, I call it the Cover-Up. Her dresses camouflage all the loose bits… love, love, love.

As for the weekend – Ryan Gosling was in Vancouver. First hand observations to follow – see below.

MTV Movie Awards will likely take up much column space, could fill more than the home page. Don’t forget to scroll down, click on “View More Articles” to make sure you get all caught up.

Monday – on junket and Upfront duty, will post on the fly.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Janine from London – what’s up darling? Will be in the UK 3rd week of June. Fancy a drink or several?

PPS. Quick reminder – blog works in reverse chronological order. Recent posts appearing at top, older posts further down. Again, click on View More Articles at bottom of page, make sure you get everything.

Ebola Locked Up!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

Turned herself over last night after the MTV Movie Awards, is now supposedly behind bars at a facility in Lynnwood, a plan devised the sheriff’s office to limit pappy intrusion. That’s probably why she’s crying. And leaving the windows down so photographers can see her crying. Same old sh-t. Full Story

Sarah Silverman Forever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

“In a couple of days, Paris Hilton is going to jail. The judge says it’s going to be a no-frills things. That is ridiculous. She is going to get special treatment. For instance, to make her more comfortable in jail, I heard the guards were going to paint the bars like penises. I know, I think it’s wrong, too. Full Story