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Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2007 12:00:00 May 2, 2007 12:00:00

Rumer Willis, 18, leaving Hyde the other night – ciggie in hand, self satisfied smirk in place: they actually want to take her picture… As you can see, Rumer’s hair is shorter, growing in nicely, looks great and doing the best she can. Love it. Would also love to see her become a star, am determined to make her a star – yet another one for absolutely no reason aside from the obvious: because she’s Demi’s daughter and Bruce’s first born, because she hangs in Hollywood and is friends with Lindsay Lohan, because if Paris Hilton can become a household name, why not Rumer Willis??? Why not? Especially now that the hair has opened up some aesthetic possibilities, developing an eating disorder should really take things to a new level. Full Story

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Howie Day is like Paris Hilton – pretty much unanimous disdain from all corners. Received many emails yesterday with details of personal encounters with the “singer songwriter” – consensus is that Britney’s new beau is a major dickhead. All pre-rehab, of course.

Now that he’s clean, I’m sure he’s perfect for her. Because her taste in men is demonstrably first class.

Tuesday, live blogging, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

PS. To Canadian readers…again. I’m sorry. Again, it’s only for 24 hours – 24 hours that allows the smut to flow and the bitch to rage, 24 hours that will quickly pass, leaving behind an absent father with an adorable baby, a charmed but crusty wife in the arms of a horny co-star? Stay tuned… keep you posted.

And for your patience and understanding – thank you, love you, owe you…

Bent Face & Bad Footwear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

It’s an outdoor music festival. You wear flats, you wear flipflops, you go barefoot…but you don’t wear heels and a mini f*cking tiara. Check it out, Paris Hilton polluting Coachella with her oblivious skank… Curious observation lately, perhaps you’ve noticed as well? Something is up with her face. Full Story

Cam & Drew at Coachella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

Drew Barrymore is NOT That Girl. And neither, I assume, is Cameron Diaz. Another female classification for these two but first the positive: Drew and Cam at Coachella. Drew and Cam looking super cute. Especially Cam. It’s really too bad she associates with Paris Hilton – the only thing preventing a full on love affair. Full Story

Dream, Come, True

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2007 12:00:00 April 27, 2007 12:00:00

Not quite but f*cking hilarious nonetheless. Hollywood Ebola canNOT be happy about this. But at least, for once, she’s doing some good…right? A clay model created in Paris’s likeness is being used in a public service campaign to warn young people of the dangers of alcohol misuse and the UNglamour of hard living in advance of the upcoming prom season. Full Story

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Have always loved Prince, now love Prince even more. Because Prince apparently hates Paris Hilton and isn’t afraid to go public.

So the Purple Sexy was performing in Vegas last week when he spotted Ebola in the crowd. He called to her, invited her on stage, of course she obliged, only to be handed a mic and commanded to sing, as Prince said cheekily to the audience:
“Let’s see if she can really sing.” Hee.

Needless to say, Paris stomped off leaving Elliott Mintz to deny the story, adding yet another lie on top of the hundreds he has already dished out in support of that disgusting piece of sh-t he calls a client.

It’s Thursday, will be blogging all day.

Yours in gossip,

PS. My regards to the girls at Orca Bay who, in spite of last night, will always always Believe in Blue.

PPS. Who else but Celine Dion could perform with an Elvis hologram? Forgive me, I worship Elvis, I had to watch parts of American Idol last night. And as usual, with anything involving Celine, abject horror turned to amusement – she really does do tacky so entertainingly, and creepy entertainment she delivered: I will never forget the sight of Celine emoting with an electronically resurrected Elvis Presley, legging-clad legs spread in her trademark half-lunge position throughout the entire performance…sigh. Celine Cheese. There’s nothing like it.

Maternity Right

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2007 12:00:00 April 24, 2007 12:00:00

Naomi Watts and Live Schreiber last night at a charity art auction. As you can see, her appearance this night was much less controversial than last time when many of you protested that she didn"t wear a bra at the Tom Ford store opening a couple of weeks ago. Full Story

Lilo: MySpace Secrets?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2007 12:00:00 April 19, 2007 12:00:00

Someone is claiming to have hacked into her MySpace, posting a series of email exchanges with Greek Stav, Samantha Ronson, Shanna Moakler, and Paris Hilton and other girlfriends. The ones between her and Stav mainly consist of “F&ck you’s” back and forth. Her messages to girlfriends are playful but still profane. Full Story

About John Krasinski

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2007 12:00:00 April 13, 2007 12:00:00

My husband LOVES The Office. Our PVR is stacked with episodes of The Office competing with episodes of Friday Night Lights. But I was slow to come around. Partly out of loyalty to Ricky Gervais – yes, I know he produces the American version – and partly because Steve Carrell freaks me out. Full Story

The Lowest Common Denominator

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

Is sh-t. And assholes too. THIS is what Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have to resort to to get ratings on their pathetic Simple Life. The two are doing press for it right now and reveal that they spend some time on the new season of the show at a “wellness camp” for youth where one of the steps to healthy living happens to be an enema. Full Story

Ryan the F-cking Loser?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

Absolutely. Acting like a frat boy and looking to score – How.Sad. Divorce is an awful thing, yes. But sometimes it"s the better thing. And for Reese, if this is what she would have had to stay married to, being apart from him is probably a wonderful thing. Tales of Ryan Phillippe’s pathetic exploits in LA, hanging out the other night at the Chateau Marmont, this is apparently how he works his magic: "He started screaming at these girls, "Hey, you're hot! Get over here!"” Shockingly enough, would you believe it? The girls actually told him to beat it. Full Story