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Improvement

May 2, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at May 2, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rumer Willis, 18, leaving Hyde the other night – ciggie in hand, self satisfied smirk in place: they actually want to take her picture… As you can see, Rumer’s hair is shorter, growing in nicely, looks great and doing the best she can. Love it. Would also love to see her become a star, am determined to make her a star – yet another one for absolutely no reason aside from the obvious: because she’s Demi’s daughter and Bruce’s first born, because she hangs in Hollywood and is friends with Lindsay Lohan, because if Paris Hilton can become a household name, why not Rumer Willis??? Why not? Especially now that the hair has opened up some aesthetic possibilities, developing an eating disorder should really take things to a new level. Full Story

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Howie Day is like Paris Hilton – pretty much unanimous disdain from all corners. Received many emails yesterday with details of personal encounters with the “singer songwriter” – consensus is that Britney’s new beau is a major dickhead. All pre-rehab, of course.

Now that he’s clean, I’m sure he’s perfect for her. Because her taste in men is demonstrably first class.

Tuesday, live blogging, check back often.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. To Canadian readers…again. I’m sorry. Again, it’s only for 24 hours – 24 hours that allows the smut to flow and the bitch to rage, 24 hours that will quickly pass, leaving behind an absent father with an adorable baby, a charmed but crusty wife in the arms of a horny co-star? Stay tuned… keep you posted.

And for your patience and understanding – thank you, love you, owe you…

Bent Face & Bad Footwear

April 30, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 30, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s an outdoor music festival. You wear flats, you wear flipflops, you go barefoot…but you don’t wear heels and a mini f*cking tiara. Check it out, Paris Hilton polluting Coachella with her oblivious skank… Curious observation lately, perhaps you’ve noticed as well? Something is up with her face. Full Story

Cam & Drew at Coachella

April 30, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 30, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Drew Barrymore is NOT That Girl. And neither, I assume, is Cameron Diaz. Another female classification for these two but first the positive: Drew and Cam at Coachella. Drew and Cam looking super cute. Especially Cam. It’s really too bad she associates with Paris Hilton – the only thing preventing a full on love affair. Full Story

Dream, Come, True

April 27, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 27, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not quite but f*cking hilarious nonetheless. Hollywood Ebola canNOT be happy about this. But at least, for once, she’s doing some good…right? A clay model created in Paris’s likeness is being used in a public service campaign to warn young people of the dangers of alcohol misuse and the UNglamour of hard living in advance of the upcoming prom season. Full Story

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Have always loved Prince, now love Prince even more. Because Prince apparently hates Paris Hilton and isn’t afraid to go public.

So the Purple Sexy was performing in Vegas last week when he spotted Ebola in the crowd. He called to her, invited her on stage, of course she obliged, only to be handed a mic and commanded to sing, as Prince said cheekily to the audience:
“Let’s see if she can really sing.” Hee.

Needless to say, Paris stomped off leaving Elliott Mintz to deny the story, adding yet another lie on top of the hundreds he has already dished out in support of that disgusting piece of sh-t he calls a client.

It’s Thursday, will be blogging all day.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. My regards to the girls at Orca Bay who, in spite of last night, will always always Believe in Blue.

PPS. Who else but Celine Dion could perform with an Elvis hologram? Forgive me, I worship Elvis, I had to watch parts of American Idol last night. And as usual, with anything involving Celine, abject horror turned to amusement – she really does do tacky so entertainingly, and creepy entertainment she delivered: I will never forget the sight of Celine emoting with an electronically resurrected Elvis Presley, legging-clad legs spread in her trademark half-lunge position throughout the entire performance…sigh. Celine Cheese. There’s nothing like it.

Maternity Right

April 24, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 24, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Naomi Watts and Live Schreiber last night at a charity art auction. As you can see, her appearance this night was much less controversial than last time when many of you protested that she didn"t wear a bra at the Tom Ford store opening a couple of weeks ago. Full Story

Hollywood Ebola Infects Hermy D

April 19, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 19, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ok so she’s not hermy anymore…but I miss it. And after Pipsqueak, Cameron Diaz was actually on her way to the love list. But partying with Paris Hilton? Willingly infected by Hollywood Ebola http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=4009? Two words: Cut.Off. Last night at Teddys, Cam looks drunk/stoned off her tree, she ended up at Paris’s afterwards…which is like advertising to the world that she has officially hit Break Up Rock Bottom. Full Story

Lilo: MySpace Secrets?

April 19, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 19, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Someone is claiming to have hacked into her MySpace, posting a series of email exchanges with Greek Stav, Samantha Ronson, Shanna Moakler, and Paris Hilton and other girlfriends. The ones between her and Stav mainly consist of “F&ck you’s” back and forth. Her messages to girlfriends are playful but still profane. Full Story

About John Krasinski

April 13, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 13, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My husband LOVES The Office. Our PVR is stacked with episodes of The Office competing with episodes of Friday Night Lights. But I was slow to come around. Partly out of loyalty to Ricky Gervais – yes, I know he produces the American version – and partly because Steve Carrell freaks me out. Full Story

The Lowest Common Denominator

April 11, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 11, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is sh-t. And assholes too. THIS is what Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have to resort to to get ratings on their pathetic Simple Life. The two are doing press for it right now and reveal that they spend some time on the new season of the show at a “wellness camp” for youth where one of the steps to healthy living happens to be an enema. Full Story