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United Against Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff used to hate each other. Over a boy, of course. Shame is… that boy was Aaron Carter. Ew. But it’s been a few years, they’ve both starved themselves thin, one got new teeth, the other went to rehab, and now both have realised there is a greater enemy to fight – a foe so formidable, it’s best to join ranks and battle the disease together. Full Story

Hollywood Ebola behind bars?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2007 12:00:00 March 30, 2007 12:00:00

Will it actually happen? Will a celebrity be denied preferential treatment - for once? Will Hollywood Ebola face the indignity of putting on prison stripes? Hardly. But just the thought is tantalising enough. Pulled over last month for driving with a suspended license stemming from her alcohol-related offence six months ago, LA police are now saying that they have “sufficient evidence to prove that (Paris) Hilton had knowledge of the suspension, and yet continued to drive,” which could land her in jail for up to 90 days. Full Story

Son of Spelling Caused Hollywood Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2007 12:00:00 March 27, 2007 12:00:00

Randy Spelling, son of Aaron, brother to Tori – like every other useless, rich kids in Hollywood, he has a new reality show alongside other useless rich kids David Weintraub and Rod Stewart’s son whose name is irrelevant. So to pimp his new show, Randy is riding on the flaps of Paris Hilton, knowing that we don’t give a sh-t about his useless rich existence he has decided to exploit her useless rich existence, in addition to the black hole between her legs, revealing to the world that he gave birth to Hollywood Ebola. Full Story

The Daily Miso: Bai Ling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2007 12:00:00 March 23, 2007 12:00:00

As in Miso Horny: illicit massage parlour worker whispers with a thick accent and uses magic hands fulfilling the chinagirl appetites of pervy rednecks with Asian fetishes. And don’t deny it – Bai Ling is exactly that description. Almost killed myself after watching her on Lost a few weeks ago playing – what else! – a mystical tattoo artist/fortune teller who loves to f&ck. Full Story

The Daily Bitchslap: Rosie on Dina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2007 12:00:00 March 22, 2007 12:00:00

Hell yeah. Is Rosie a loudmouth hag? Sure. Is she obnoxious? Yep. Is she always right? Of course not. But on squeaky clean daytime, on squeaky clean tv period, when none of the hard questions are ever asked, when ass kissing is the prevailing standard… I’ll take Rosie’s rants any time. Especially when she’s railing against that skank tramp Dina Lohan. Full Story

LA Fashion Contamination

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2007 12:00:00 March 20, 2007 12:00:00

You don’t need to know the name of this clothing company. Because if they hired Paris Hilton to walk their runway, why would you want to buy their clothes? Check it out: Paris and her uncoordinated limbs modeling tranny-style last night. Look at the untamed narcissism – here’s a bitch so caught up in her own delusional greatness, she actually believes the haters are in the minority. Full Story

Elisha Cuthbert: 3 Strikes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2007 12:00:00 March 20, 2007 12:00:00

1. She hangs out with Hollywood Ebola 2. That gawdy piece of Chanel tacky ass hanging off her neck at a fashion show last night. 3. Dating that useless prick Sean Avery – the sorriest f*cking excuse for a hockey player, like, ever. Full Story

Heather M: always the victim, forever delusional

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2007 12:00:00 March 15, 2007 12:00:00

Well…the police hate her too. Not only because she’s a lying cow but also because she’s so wrapped up in her own imaginary drama that she ties up their phone lines too. “A disproportionate” number of calls coming from her home because she’s being followed, because she’s being harassed, because she wants an audience while she practices her dance routine – none of the reasons warranting further action, all of them requiring diversion on the part of authorities from real matters of pressing concern. Full Story

Why Us Weekly Trumps People

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2007 12:00:00 March 14, 2007 12:00:00

Could you picture People with a cover like this? WAY overdue but credit where credit is due, especially since Hollywood Ebola and her wonky ass eye graces a third of the front. Didn’t notice before but her nose is caving in – coincidence or conspiracy? Haven’t read inside but the headline itself is tantalizing: Who’s Using? It’s not just who you think. Full Story

Fergie: spoke too soon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2007 12:00:00 March 14, 2007 12:00:00

Last week I actually complimented her ugly ass. This week, bitch is back to her degenerate ways. Subtle difference but shall we break it down? You’re young and stupid, you party, you’re rolling with your crew, you hit a few clubs, you throw back several drinks, and because you’re young and stupid, you don’t eat, which means you get blitzed pretty quickly but you don’t want the night to end, so you hurl, in public, wipe your mouth off, recharge, giv’er some more for the rest of the night. Full Story

The Daily Denise Richards: Hollywood Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2007 12:00:00 March 8, 2007 12:00:00

Both bitches, both have attempted to injure the elderly. As you know, Denise did it when she threw a laptop for no reason off a balcony and hit a couple of old ladies on ground level and now Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has added Golden Girls to the lost list of constituencies that hate her. Full Story