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Ryan the F-cking Loser?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

Absolutely. Acting like a frat boy and looking to score – How.Sad. Divorce is an awful thing, yes. But sometimes it"s the better thing. And for Reese, if this is what she would have had to stay married to, being apart from him is probably a wonderful thing. Tales of Ryan Phillippe’s pathetic exploits in LA, hanging out the other night at the Chateau Marmont, this is apparently how he works his magic: "He started screaming at these girls, "Hey, you're hot! Get over here!"” Shockingly enough, would you believe it? The girls actually told him to beat it. Full Story

United Against Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff used to hate each other. Over a boy, of course. Shame is… that boy was Aaron Carter. Ew. But it’s been a few years, they’ve both starved themselves thin, one got new teeth, the other went to rehab, and now both have realised there is a greater enemy to fight – a foe so formidable, it’s best to join ranks and battle the disease together. Full Story

Hollywood Ebola behind bars?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2007 12:00:00 March 30, 2007 12:00:00

Will it actually happen? Will a celebrity be denied preferential treatment - for once? Will Hollywood Ebola face the indignity of putting on prison stripes? Hardly. But just the thought is tantalising enough. Pulled over last month for driving with a suspended license stemming from her alcohol-related offence six months ago, LA police are now saying that they have “sufficient evidence to prove that (Paris) Hilton had knowledge of the suspension, and yet continued to drive,” which could land her in jail for up to 90 days. Full Story

Son of Spelling Caused Hollywood Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2007 12:00:00 March 27, 2007 12:00:00

Randy Spelling, son of Aaron, brother to Tori – like every other useless, rich kids in Hollywood, he has a new reality show alongside other useless rich kids David Weintraub and Rod Stewart’s son whose name is irrelevant. So to pimp his new show, Randy is riding on the flaps of Paris Hilton, knowing that we don’t give a sh-t about his useless rich existence he has decided to exploit her useless rich existence, in addition to the black hole between her legs, revealing to the world that he gave birth to Hollywood Ebola. Full Story

The Daily Miso: Bai Ling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2007 12:00:00 March 23, 2007 12:00:00

As in Miso Horny: illicit massage parlour worker whispers with a thick accent and uses magic hands fulfilling the chinagirl appetites of pervy rednecks with Asian fetishes. And don’t deny it – Bai Ling is exactly that description. Almost killed myself after watching her on Lost a few weeks ago playing – what else! – a mystical tattoo artist/fortune teller who loves to f&ck. Full Story

The Daily Bitchslap: Rosie on Dina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2007 12:00:00 March 22, 2007 12:00:00

Hell yeah. Is Rosie a loudmouth hag? Sure. Is she obnoxious? Yep. Is she always right? Of course not. But on squeaky clean daytime, on squeaky clean tv period, when none of the hard questions are ever asked, when ass kissing is the prevailing standard… I’ll take Rosie’s rants any time. Especially when she’s railing against that skank tramp Dina Lohan. Full Story

LA Fashion Contamination

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2007 12:00:00 March 20, 2007 12:00:00

You don’t need to know the name of this clothing company. Because if they hired Paris Hilton to walk their runway, why would you want to buy their clothes? Check it out: Paris and her uncoordinated limbs modeling tranny-style last night. Look at the untamed narcissism – here’s a bitch so caught up in her own delusional greatness, she actually believes the haters are in the minority. Full Story

Elisha Cuthbert: 3 Strikes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2007 12:00:00 March 20, 2007 12:00:00

1. She hangs out with Hollywood Ebola 2. That gawdy piece of Chanel tacky ass hanging off her neck at a fashion show last night. 3. Dating that useless prick Sean Avery – the sorriest f*cking excuse for a hockey player, like, ever. Full Story

Rumer Willis: Hollywood Ebola’s Next Victim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2007 12:00:00 March 16, 2007 12:00:00

Look out, disaster ahead. Hollywood Ebola is feasting on another – this time Demi Moore’s daughter. Rumer is desperate for a piece of the family fame, she hangs out on occasion with Lindsay Lohan, and now she’s been infected by Paris Hilton. Full Story

The Daily Tranny: Hollywood Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2007 12:00:00 March 15, 2007 12:00:00

The bent bird nose, those man shoulders, her calves, that awkward gait… check it out gossips –Hollywood Ebola has never looked MORE like a tranny. Kills me how she’s rockin’ the demure and understated look these days – because watching her parade around in a palette of mutes will make us forget that she’s a racist, elitist, mutant diseased slut? Hardly. Full Story

Heather M: always the victim, forever delusional

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2007 12:00:00 March 15, 2007 12:00:00

Well…the police hate her too. Not only because she’s a lying cow but also because she’s so wrapped up in her own imaginary drama that she ties up their phone lines too. “A disproportionate” number of calls coming from her home because she’s being followed, because she’s being harassed, because she wants an audience while she practices her dance routine – none of the reasons warranting further action, all of them requiring diversion on the part of authorities from real matters of pressing concern. Full Story