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Kiki in a bikini

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

Used to hate her, now I"ve learned to love her bitch. Does she have the most attractive body? Clearly…no. Tits are too saggy for a young lass, not a lot of shape, certainly not the finest ass I’ve ever seen but I’m not going to slag her for being pale. Pale is better than the colour of Paris Hilton, pale is a hella better than skin cancer, and the best part about Kiki actually is that she’s not perfect. Full Story

Thursday, March 1, 2007 Dear Gossips, As you now know, VBTV is officially official – concrete tits on display in an attempt to court the American public, on network tv no less. And while she thinks she’ll be able to talk her famous friends into making appearances to boost interest off the top, many insiders belief someone like Jennifer Lopez will bail on her at the last minute. And Katie’s participation isn’t exactly lock solid either. But if what we’ve seen from YouTube so far is any indication, Posh will be a stateside Star…and the haters are already predicting that her new brand will offer David a backdoor exit out of his marriage. As for Paris Hilton facing jail time for driving with a suspended license – though nothing would make me happier than to see that sh-t locked up, somehow that virus is going to mutate her way out of prison too. Don’t doubt the evil power of Hollywood Ebola or the baffling existence of those who worship her – I saw them at clubs, at the lounges, every night at Teddy’s, little clones of each other snorting coke in the bathroom after maxing out their credit cards at Lisa Kline. I’m telling you, eradicating Paris would be like wiping out LA – ain’t gonna happen. So the way I see it, the only way to fight that bitch is to hit it where it hurts the most. Paris can handle being hated. What Paris won’t be able to handle is being replaced. Watch. Thursday – blogging all day, check back often for new posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Friday Night Lights continues to impress. Unlike Grey’s Anatomy which just sucks ass, period. Did I mention we walked by the Grey’s set last week in LA? Stood outside the Seattle Grace doors, where Bailey receives ambulance patients. Then the Chief and Isaiah Washington show up without fanfare, both in scrubs, Isaiah said hello to everyone, recognized me surprisingly from when I interviewed him back in November, seemed like he was in an excellent mood. And so he should be. After all, he still has a job. And given that they’re shooting the final episodes of the season, it’s a good bet he’ll still be around come May…and beyond. So weak. So lame. So not Friday Night Lights. So why aren’t you watching??? PPS. Maureen M from Toronto is the winner of the Balmshell Oscar Contest! Congratulations!

About Jessica Biel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2007 12:00:00 March 1, 2007 12:00:00

I’m sorry… I don’t mean to mean. I’m sure she’s lovely. I really do think she has a lovely bum. But…um…like… what’s with the recent overkill? A movie that died at the box office, in which she was hardly remarkable, and weekly photos of her showing off her muscles at the beach, and all of a sudden JT is tapping that ass and Oscar wants a presenter? I’m telling you – it’s the Paris Hilton factor. Full Story

On Ryan, Rachel, and Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2007 12:00:00 February 28, 2007 12:00:00

First things first… text messaging like mad from Laineygossip.com readers at LAX. Rachel McAdams arrived today – pink hair still present and accounted for.   Needless to say, the hysterical McGoslings are losing their sh-t over her absence during Oscar weekend. Anxiety and lunacy reign supreme, Notebook fans in a full on panic about potential distress…here’s an email I received from someone who refers to her/himself only as – McGosling Forever: Lainey, I find it hard to believe she was working like you said and couldn’t come with him. Full Story

The New Kevin Federline

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2007 12:00:00 February 23, 2007 12:00:00

So he visited her at Promises today, spent an hour and a half inside, and miraculously the press found out about it like 30 minutes later. Convenient, yes. Conspiratorial? Yes as well. But many in the Spears Camp are apparently grateful for his effect on her, given that as a result of his urging and last ditch threats, she has finally made it through one entire day of rehab…and counting. Full Story

Britney! Rehab! Confirmed!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2007 12:00:00 February 20, 2007 12:00:00

"Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time." - Larry Rudolph The first step is acknowledgement? There can be miracles...when you believe. Let"s hope. Full Story

Mischa & Nicole back together!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

There is a virus coming between Nicole Richie and me. Its name is Paris Hilton Hollywood Ebola. But now that Nicole is hanging out with Mischa Barton again, Mischa who is Paris’s sworn enemy, could this mean that Nicole and Paris have “broken up”…yet again? Let’s hope. Full Story

Britney: Help and Hope…finally???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2007 12:00:00 February 16, 2007 12:00:00

Rehab??? Redeption? An eventual Return? Pray Goddess – let it be so. Extra is reporting that Britney is seeking treatment, no further details other than that on their website, presumably because they want you to watch tonight but if true, it’s also a f&cking blessing. After all, she’s only 25. Or 26. Full Story

Paris Pelted in Vienna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2007 12:00:00 February 15, 2007 12:00:00

She’s been invited to attend the city’s annual Opera Ball. Every year, some rich ass dude invites a celebrity to be his date – past dates have included Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra so clearly you can see where his taste runs foul. Shame really. Because Vienna is one of the world’s finest, classiest cities. Full Story

Chinese Chicken & The Keys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

Can’t say enough about Dr Cher and Kimberly who drove 3 hours from Key West and 3 hours back for a smutty lunch on Saturday bearing a poultry-inspired gift. Apparently chickens run amok in the Keys - the perfect way to honour my Chinese Squawking Chicken of a Mother, fitting then that I’ve now named my Key West Chicken after the woman who gave me life. Full Story

Thursday, February 8, 2007 Dear Gossips, Why bother with talent when you can easily make a sex tape? Kim Kardashian could become a household name and she just happens to be Paris Hilton’s best friend, except much better looking with a crazy, crazy ass…and shocker of all shockers...an ad campaign that just happens to be launching right now. Amazingly enough, her sex video is very well shot, lighting isn’t bad, skin is flawless, close ups at the right moments, panned shots when they matter – high quality porn and killer sound effects too. I believe at one point she moans out (STOP READING NOW IF YOU’RE A PRUDE): I want you to f*** me until you c***. Classy. Her parents must be so proud. And that’s the last time she’ll be mentioned in this column. Not to preach but seriously y’all…don’t make her famous. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Heads up Toronto – Six Degrees, Friday night, an auction to benefit the Canadian Diabetes Association… and somehow they’ve managed to convince Miss Universe Natalie Glebova to allow herself to be auctioned off for a good cause. Click here for more details and if you get a date with that hot Olympian, give me the smut! PPS. Julia Roberts does not harass via text message. Julia is A-list independently, TH is A-list by association and syndication. Also not Jada Pinkett Smith. TH’s husband will never go near an Oscar, never mind get nominated for one.