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People’s Choice Overrated: Carmen Electra

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2007 12:00:00 January 10, 2007 12:00:00

What, exactly, does she do? Besides marrying and divorcing and posing for the occasional Playboy and getting killed in the occasional slasher/joker flick…is Carmen Electra that far off in uselessness from Paris Hilton? And seriously – is she really all that? To me it’s generic. To me it’s rather unremarkable. Full Story

Thursday, December 28, 2006 Dear Gossips, Trapped in a remote cabin with in-laws and screaming nephews and nieces, no wireless, no cell service – can’t believe we made it out alive... but just barely. And despite the absence, doesn’t look like much has changed – Rosie and Donald bitchfight continues, Paris Hilton whoring herself to some foolish Australian beer company willing to fork out nearly a million dollars in exchange for her pimping services, and Lindsay Lohan tearing off her clothes on stage at Scores …other than that, all scandals appear to be reserved for the New Year. After all, why bother when only half the world is paying attention? Still…there were a few highlights and a couple of gloat-worthy moments too. Consider yourself warned: it’s never terribly classy and of course it’s bad bad form, especially at this time of year, but I love it when my sources are right. As such, heed the warning: gloating ahead. Thursday – live blogging, catching up on what was, getting briefed on what will be, check back often for new posts. Hope you had a lovely, lovely Holiday… Yours, Lainey PS. Digits on the Run is NOT Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. Same origins,different directions. It’s also not Heath Ledger. He blows…but not c*ck.

Another Pageant Scandal, More Pageant Sluts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2006 12:00:00 December 28, 2006 12:00:00

Hot Tip just in! Katie Rees, Miss Nevada USA, making headlines for lewd behaviour (as illustrated), resulting in her getting dethroned without benefit of a Trump Pardon...I"ve just heard that there are new allegations that will be surfacing imminently that make these photos look tame by comparison. Full Story

Britney vs. Hollywood Ebola: a fight brews?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

Very possible, don’t you think? Page Six is reporting that Britney has been advised to purge herself of Hollywood Ebola, warning that her career consequences could be disastrous if she prolongs her friendship with Paris Hilton – quite obviously a tip planted by Camp Spears. Full Story

Paris Hilton teaches me English

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2006 12:00:00 December 12, 2006 12:00:00

Much has been made of Lindsay’s incoherent rambling, the egregious inclusion of the letter “I” in ADEQUATE, the attempt at sounding articulate, that common sin flagrantly committed by most celebrities – speaking without a script, sounding assy without dialogue that’s been written for them. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Mandy Moore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2006 12:00:00 December 7, 2006 12:00:00

You want to know how warped Hollywood is? Can you believe there are some people in LA, people in NYC, “on the scene”, surrounding by starvation and drugging, who actually think Mandy Moore is fat??? Paris Hilton is supposedly one of those. Incidentally she also thinks Jessica Simpson is fat. And for the record, from sources in Shreveport where Jessie is shooting Blonde Ambition (more on that later), Jessica Simpson wears size 25 jeans. Full Story

Monday, December 4, 2006 Dear Gossips, Don’t know what’s more shocking: an entire weekend without seeing Britney’s bare flaps getting outta the car or the fact that I’ve bought and wrapped all my Christmas presents! As you know, she turned 25 on Saturday, kicking it off at the zoo with SPF before vamping it up for the pappies and Paris too later on. As for the Billboard Awards – turns out Paris, following in her BFF’s footsteps, dropped out of hosting duties because she didn’t want to disparage her friends, supposedly having issues with a script that called for her to mock friends like Britney and Nicole. Or at least that’s what her publicist said. Apparently there’s a Paris Hilton Makeover in effect – the loyal friend, the babysitting friend, the Britney protectress, the Lesbian Lover??? More on that later. Monday – live blogging all day, check back often for new posts, click on LAST WEEK for late posts you may have missed on Friday including Angie/Brad hotness, and THANK YOU to everyone entering the Desperate giveaway. Winners have been contacted, Idlewild deadline is today, more freebies on the way. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Hollywood Ebola: Sapphic Strain infects Britney?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

CAUTION: NOT SAFE FOR WORK! It’s no secret – the lesbian buzz that has surrounded Paris for years. Rumoured to be one of Ted Casablanca’s blind items and now photos of her dyke hotness published by the News of the World – Paris and some MTV chick a couple of years ago engaged in what appears to be some seriously heavy petting and, um, like, I don’t swing that way but…well…Gay Paris is kinda sexy, don’t you think? With a pair of lovely boobs too. Full Story

How Pretty is Lilo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

When she’s not stoned out of her tree and scrapping with Paris Hilton and stumbling around LA, when she’s scrubbed her Dirty Face and covered up her cooch, Lindsay Lohan is a very, very pretty girl. Check her out, at a Laker game late last week – not orange, not unclean, no pinned pupils, gorgeous and normal, full and flowing and believable extensions that don’t scream ghetto or the Mall…it’s a rare glimpse of her potential. Full Story

Wednesday, November 29, 2006 Dear Gossips, Every day I wake up thinking there couldn’t possibly be any more new TomKat wedding footage. That we’ve seen every moment, that there MUST be something…one thing…they’ve decided to keep private… Guess not. Hello Magazine, the exclusive, over 20 pages of photos with intimate details, and lots of Little Sci. So much for keeping your kids out of the spotlight. On the plus side, for the first time in 4 days, there are no new shots of Britney’s poon – can you believe it? Poon-less, yes. Gossip-free, no. UPDATE: Sigh. Never mind. There"s the poonie. Apparently I just woke up too early. Live blogging today – Wednesday – check back often for new posts appearing at the top of the page immediately following the opening cut. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. What I meant yesterday about Nicole Richie fighting dirty? The Rachel Zoe Raisin Incident – an open and very public smackdown for the alleged crystal meth pusher/stylist to the stars. Apparently Paris Hilton wasn’t the worst influence in Nicole’s life. Again…can you believe it?