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How Pretty is Lilo?

December 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When she’s not stoned out of her tree and scrapping with Paris Hilton and stumbling around LA, when she’s scrubbed her Dirty Face and covered up her cooch, Lindsay Lohan is a very, very pretty girl. Check her out, at a Laker game late last week – not orange, not unclean, no pinned pupils, gorgeous and normal, full and flowing and believable extensions that don’t scream ghetto or the Mall…it’s a rare glimpse of her potential. Full Story

Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Dear Gossips, Every day I wake up thinking there couldn’t possibly be any more new TomKat wedding footage. That we’ve seen every moment, that there MUST be something…one thing…they’ve decided to keep private… Guess not. Hello Magazine, the exclusive, over 20 pages of photos with intimate details, and lots of Little Sci. So much for keeping your kids out of the spotlight. On the plus side, for the first time in 4 days, there are no new shots of Britney’s poon – can you believe it? Poon-less, yes. Gossip-free, no. UPDATE: Sigh. Never mind. There"s the poonie. Apparently I just woke up too early. Live blogging today – Wednesday – check back often for new posts appearing at the top of the page immediately following the opening cut. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. What I meant yesterday about Nicole Richie fighting dirty? The Rachel Zoe Raisin Incident – an open and very public smackdown for the alleged crystal meth pusher/stylist to the stars. Apparently Paris Hilton wasn’t the worst influence in Nicole’s life. Again…can you believe it?

Cam’s Coat, Cam’s shoes

November 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember what I said yesterday about her clothes, her shoes, her near perfect fashion sense that will undoubtedly be on display while she’s promoting The Holiday? Flawless on Leno, flawless on Ellen, and today leaving ABC studios – I mean look at the collar on that coat. Full Story

BPL: the moving footage

November 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know some of you are tired of the Britney/Paris/Lilo trainwreck. But many of you, me included, are not and even though you’ve all seen the vajayjay, even though the photos are plenty, if you have haven’t already, you really do need to take 15 minutes out of your day and check out the video collection on X17 – honestly, I can’t enough. Full Story

The Trio Today

November 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just a quick update on the whereabouts of the Trash Trio – as of 1:00 p.m. PST Britney was back in Malibu with her family and Lindsay and Paris are TOGETHER at the Viceroy… quick closeness for two girls slinging c*nts and bruises around just hours ago! Meanwhile, new photos have surfaced of Britney and her new BFF from last night, wearing matching tees to go along with their matching ghetto weave and morphing personalities. Full Story

Paris and Lindsay and the Britney sandwich

November 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You can’t make this sh-t up. Just one night after Lilo’s videotaped accusation of abuse against Paris Hilton and Paris’s publicist’s denial in response, all three tarts hooked up on Sunday night having temporarily buried whatever it was that came between them – c*nts and firecrotches included – all for the benefit of X17 cameras…of course. Full Story

Lilo: courting and thwarting caught on tape!

November 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been the same broken record lately: I don’t want the tabloid attention, I don’t want to be followed around, leave me alone, don’t photograph me, don’t photograph my Firecrotch, I just want to live my life in private, I JUST WANT TO ACT. Funny the reaction you get when you get what you wish for… Because there’s Lilo at Planet Blue in Malibu on Saturday afternoon, surrounded by the usual throng of pappies, pretending to be pissy about the intrusion…until all of a sudden, when they get word that Britney and Paris have arrived, they immediately bail for the bigger prize, leaving Lilo alone and not just a little shellshocked at being passed up for, let’s face it, a much more titillating photo opp. Full Story

Hollywood Ebola infects SPF

November 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check out this close up – courtesy Flynet Images for use exclusively on LaineyGossip.com – of Britney and her adorably chunky firstborn who looks like he’s growing a wee mullet. Unfortunately, at some point in the afternoon, SPF was temporarily held by none other than Hollywood Ebola herself, looking slightly but not overly uncomfortable and wearing the most curious expression – a new expression that has replaced the ingratiating one from last week. Full Story

Friday, November 24, 2006
Dear gossips, Was felled yesterday by the onslaught of a scientological spell…am still recovering, please excuse typos? US Thanksgiving usually means slow smut but now that Britney has let loose all over Paris Hilton, everyone is bracing for a wild weekend…will keep you posted. Thanks to all who entered the You, Me and Dupree contest – winners announced below. Friday – live blogging, check back often for new posts appearing at the top of the site immediately after this opening cut. Have a great weekend! Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Congratulations to Rich & Candy on their engagement - all my best wishes...poker, mahjong, Toronto, soon?

Britney at the AMAs

November 22, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 22, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So did you see the opening sequence? Believe me, she KNEW about the opening sequence. Just in case you missed it, here’s a quick recap: Jimmy Kimmel comes out, a few jokes, a few laughs, then he talks about Paris Hilton’s album sucking ass (she was in the audience but they didn’t pan to her – f&ck!) which leads him into a discussion about KFed’s album sucking even more ass and celebrating KFed’s final appearance ever at the AMAs, then he motions over to a KFed doppelganger who is lovered from the rafters into a huge box, sealed by attendants, driven to the ocean, dropped into the ocean, sinking slowly into the ocean, presumably left to drown forever and finally, he introduces the first presenter of the evening, “America’s Sweetheart, the new bachelorette”… Britney Spears. Full Story

Britney: the sex tape, the blackmail

November 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

News of the World broke the story, now Us Weekly is reporting that a porn broker who believes in the tape’s existence has been contacted and says it could be worth up to $100 million, especially if the contents are as deliciously smutty as speculated. Apparently they go at it for an entire day and even engage in a little bit of chess. Full Story