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BPL: the moving footage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2006 12:00:00 November 27, 2006 12:00:00

I know some of you are tired of the Britney/Paris/Lilo trainwreck. But many of you, me included, are not and even though you’ve all seen the vajayjay, even though the photos are plenty, if you have haven’t already, you really do need to take 15 minutes out of your day and check out the video collection on X17 – honestly, I can’t enough. Full Story

The Trio Today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2006 12:00:00 November 27, 2006 12:00:00

Just a quick update on the whereabouts of the Trash Trio – as of 1:00 p.m. PST Britney was back in Malibu with her family and Lindsay and Paris are TOGETHER at the Viceroy… quick closeness for two girls slinging c*nts and bruises around just hours ago! Meanwhile, new photos have surfaced of Britney and her new BFF from last night, wearing matching tees to go along with their matching ghetto weave and morphing personalities. Full Story

Paris and Lindsay and the Britney sandwich

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2006 12:00:00 November 27, 2006 12:00:00

You can’t make this sh-t up. Just one night after Lilo’s videotaped accusation of abuse against Paris Hilton and Paris’s publicist’s denial in response, all three tarts hooked up on Sunday night having temporarily buried whatever it was that came between them – c*nts and firecrotches included – all for the benefit of X17 cameras…of course. Full Story

Lilo: courting and thwarting caught on tape!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2006 12:00:00 November 27, 2006 12:00:00

It’s been the same broken record lately: I don’t want the tabloid attention, I don’t want to be followed around, leave me alone, don’t photograph me, don’t photograph my Firecrotch, I just want to live my life in private, I JUST WANT TO ACT. Funny the reaction you get when you get what you wish for… Because there’s Lilo at Planet Blue in Malibu on Saturday afternoon, surrounded by the usual throng of pappies, pretending to be pissy about the intrusion…until all of a sudden, when they get word that Britney and Paris have arrived, they immediately bail for the bigger prize, leaving Lilo alone and not just a little shellshocked at being passed up for, let’s face it, a much more titillating photo opp. Full Story

Hollywood Ebola infects SPF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2006 12:00:00 November 27, 2006 12:00:00

Check out this close up – courtesy Flynet Images for use exclusively on LaineyGossip.com – of Britney and her adorably chunky firstborn who looks like he’s growing a wee mullet. Unfortunately, at some point in the afternoon, SPF was temporarily held by none other than Hollywood Ebola herself, looking slightly but not overly uncomfortable and wearing the most curious expression – a new expression that has replaced the ingratiating one from last week. Full Story

Friday, November 24, 2006 Dear gossips, Was felled yesterday by the onslaught of a scientological spell…am still recovering, please excuse typos? US Thanksgiving usually means slow smut but now that Britney has let loose all over Paris Hilton, everyone is bracing for a wild weekend…will keep you posted. Thanks to all who entered the You, Me and Dupree contest – winners announced below. Friday – live blogging, check back often for new posts appearing at the top of the site immediately after this opening cut. Have a great weekend! Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Congratulations to Rich & Candy on their engagement - all my best wishes...poker, mahjong, Toronto, soon?

Britney at the AMAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2006 12:00:00 November 22, 2006 12:00:00

So did you see the opening sequence? Believe me, she KNEW about the opening sequence. Just in case you missed it, here’s a quick recap: Jimmy Kimmel comes out, a few jokes, a few laughs, then he talks about Paris Hilton’s album sucking ass (she was in the audience but they didn’t pan to her – f&ck!) which leads him into a discussion about KFed’s album sucking even more ass and celebrating KFed’s final appearance ever at the AMAs, then he motions over to a KFed doppelganger who is lovered from the rafters into a huge box, sealed by attendants, driven to the ocean, dropped into the ocean, sinking slowly into the ocean, presumably left to drown forever and finally, he introduces the first presenter of the evening, “America’s Sweetheart, the new bachelorette”… Britney Spears. Full Story

Britney: the sex tape, the blackmail

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2006 12:00:00 November 21, 2006 12:00:00

News of the World broke the story, now Us Weekly is reporting that a porn broker who believes in the tape’s existence has been contacted and says it could be worth up to $100 million, especially if the contents are as deliciously smutty as speculated. Apparently they go at it for an entire day and even engage in a little bit of chess. Full Story

Hollywood Ebola infects Britney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2006 12:00:00 November 20, 2006 12:00:00

Please, Goddess…please…NO… Britney not only became acquainted with Mario Lopez this weekend – turns out she bonded over ghetto weave with Hollywood Ebola herself , hanging out at Tao for part of the evening and sharing ciggies too. Full Story

Tina Fey vs Hollywood Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2006 12:00:00 November 17, 2006 12:00:00

I f&ckin’ LOVE this! And I LOVE Tina Fey. Tina Fey who wrote the brilliant screenplay for Mean Girls. Tina Fey who is one of the smartiest, funniest, sexiest women in showbiz (my husband would, he definitely would)…Tina Fey just lay the smackdown on Paris Hilton and I am losing my sh-t in delight because she actually CALLED PARIS A PIECE OF sh-t!!! Tina did Howard Stern on Wednesday and she nailed that whore bitch to the wall, revealing that when Paris came on SNL she asked to do a skit about Jessica Simpson because she “hates her” and “she’s fat”. Full Story

Leo Ascends the Freebie Five

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2006 12:00:00 November 16, 2006 12:00:00

Yes – the Freebie Five is still broken. I’m attempting to fix it later today. And again, just in case you’ve forgotten the current iteration: David, George, Leo, Hot Harry on the Horse, then Borat. Until today. Today there will be a shake up. Today, Leo will rise to #1, bumping David from a spot he’s held for nearly a year. Full Story