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Hollywood Ebola infects Britney

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please, Goddess…please…NO… Britney not only became acquainted with Mario Lopez this weekend – turns out she bonded over ghetto weave with Hollywood Ebola herself , hanging out at Tao for part of the evening and sharing ciggies too. Full Story

Tina Fey vs Hollywood Ebola

November 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I f&ckin’ LOVE this! And I LOVE Tina Fey. Tina Fey who wrote the brilliant screenplay for Mean Girls. Tina Fey who is one of the smartiest, funniest, sexiest women in showbiz (my husband would, he definitely would)…Tina Fey just lay the smackdown on Paris Hilton and I am losing my sh-t in delight because she actually CALLED PARIS A PIECE OF sh-t!!! Tina did Howard Stern on Wednesday and she nailed that whore bitch to the wall, revealing that when Paris came on SNL she asked to do a skit about Jessica Simpson because she “hates her” and “she’s fat”. Full Story

Leo Ascends the Freebie Five

November 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yes – the Freebie Five is still broken. I’m attempting to fix it later today. And again, just in case you’ve forgotten the current iteration: David, George, Leo, Hot Harry on the Horse, then Borat. Until today. Today there will be a shake up. Today, Leo will rise to #1, bumping David from a spot he’s held for nearly a year. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: DirtyFace does London...again

November 15, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 15, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sigh. It’s back. Lilo and her foundation problems – what the FRUCK is the problem??? Here she is, newly arrived in London, eager to hit the circuit – first stop Bond, the premiere then the afterparty, dirtyface noticeably dirtier as the night wore on, bloatface also present and accounted for. Full Story

About Jude & Sienna

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People Magazine says it’s over and that it’s permanent this time. Total shocker, non? Because Sienna is so NOT a frickin’ mess. And Jude and James Gandolfini so did NOT hook up with a queue of eager babes in New Orleans a few weeks ago while promoting All the King’s Men. Full Story

Nicole Richie: the Paris Effect

November 8, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 8, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Paris Hilton might be Hollywood Ebola but since “getting back together” with Nicole Richie, her friendship has had a surprisingly positive effect. First it was the admission that she was seeking treatment for being too thin, then there was the move to the lovely dark locks, now this appearance last night at the Chanel event in Beverly Hills. Full Story

Paris Hilton: sexual blackmail

November 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A juicy Paris story surprisingly and largely unnoticed. According to X17 Paris and her entourage were parked in her Hummer across from the Chateau Marmont on Halloween night waiting for Hellenic Stav. Paris was apparently seething with jealousy. Full Story

Minnie Forgives, Minnie Moves On?

November 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I suppose we should be happy for her. Fresh off her shortlived/Hilton-sabotaged romance with Criss Angel it appears as though Minnie Driver has found herself a new man. Either that or she’s being consoled by her Main ‘Mo – but what LA gay would walk around with such a weird lookin’ hairline??? Thrilled that Minnie’s not lacking for suitors, not so thrilled that she’s moved past the Hilton homewreckage and probably won’t claw her eyes out. Full Story

Luke Wilson needs money

November 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How do you go from the cult brilliance of Old School to Blonde Ambition with Jessica Simpson? The only explanation? Luke Wilson must be broke. Therefore, Luke Wilson must be selling out. Two weeks ago he wouldn’t work with her, now MTV is reporting that he’s tapped to co-star with her in a new movie…don’t know what it’s about, don’t care what it’s about, but ironically enough, filming begins later on this month in Louisiana…and you remember what happened in Louisiana, don’t you? One Jackass, one Jessie, one number between 68 and 70 – legend has it, he introduced her to the delights of oral communication and, in particular, he introduced her to the delights of oral communication from the back door. Full Story

Paris Hilton: Slut Trumps Loser

October 31, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 31, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Me? I’d rather be called a loser than a slut. But in Paris Hilton’s world, being called a Loser is worse than being poor. And this is exactly what Page Six has implied. Paris was apparently in full spread at the Playboy Mansion Halloween party the other night, surrounded by her Skank Brigade, cheered on by an entourage likely paid to stroke her ego. Full Story

Hollywood Ebola Homewrecks Again???

October 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to several astute readers including Michelle T for pointing out that the icky looking fella groping Paris Hilton in Vegas this weekend is none other than Cris Angel who, five minutes ago, was dating Minnie Driver – photos from Perezzle. Yet another victim, next another unsuspecting girlfriend scorned by Paris and her flapping lips, ever ready for a new visitor. Full Story