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Mischa Barton: dead-eyed beauty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2006 12:00:00 October 5, 2006 12:00:00

I"ll tell you right now - she and Cisco do NOT have matching cheekbones. In fact, I"m hardpressed to find anything matching between the two. And still she stays. She is gorgeous and light and fresh and numb to the world, barely conscious perhaps, but she stays. Full Story

Paris: the Munich reception, the Vegas panties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2006 12:00:00 October 2, 2006 12:00:00

Thanks to Julia in Germany - it"s nice to get an alternate perspective, especially since Paris keeps bragging that she gets to charge up to a million dollars per appearance in Europe and Asia, leaving the rest of us to wonder - who the f&ck would pay that kind of money to see Hollywood Ebola? Well, the Austrian marketing arm behind a brand of prosecco (sparkling wine in a CAN!!!) paid for Paris to promote the product last week during Oktoberfest - that much we know. Full Story

Lilo: the love scheme, the love lies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2006 12:00:00 September 27, 2006 12:00:00

I can"t get enough of Lindsay Lohan and even I"ve had enough of Lindsay Lohan. So if you"ve done your gossip homework, you likely know about: 1. the reported flirtation with Stavros Niarchos, Paris Hilton"s ex-Greek 2. the subsequent leak of aforementioned flirtation to pappies and tabloids everywhere 3. Full Story

One Simpson Success

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2006 12:00:00 September 27, 2006 12:00:00

Even though she barely looks like herself these days, even though she allegedly sought the assistance of the Hollywood Diet Doctors for rapid thinnification, even though she"s the daughter of a creepy Papa Pimp, I have to tell you… I"m impressed. Full Story

2 for Britney, 4 for Kevin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2006 12:00:00 September 13, 2006 12:00:00

As I’m sure you’ve heard, Britney’s 2nd child and Kevin"s 4th, made his debut very early on 12 September, reportedly a boy, reportedly 6 pounds and them some, reportedly via c-section just to squeeze in that tummy tuck, and we can only hope her womb takes a sabbatical now that her golddigging slime of a husband has two cash cows to bank on. Full Story

Paris Hilton Drinks and Drives

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2006 12:00:00 September 7, 2006 12:00:00

Infecting the gossip scene with her revolting brand of Fame Ebola is one thing, endangering the lives of innocent people is something else, and failing to own up to the responsibility of it is exactly what makes so many Hollywood players beneath contempt. In case you haven"t heard, Paris Hilton was arrested for Wednesday night for DUI, pulled over because she was "driving erratically" and a field sobriety test afterwards concluded that she was over the legal limit. Full Story

Big Sci & Little Sci pull out the stops

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2006 12:00:00 September 7, 2006 12:00:00

I was interviewed today for the Canadian Press and Edmonton radio, every entertainment news site and blog blasted the story on their headlines, my inbox is overflowing with your comments (thank you!) and at the end of the day, people can’t stop talking about the multigenerational scientologists and the 22 page photo spread/interview featured in this month’s issue of Vanity Fair. Full Story

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Orly & Kate: The End of Three Whiskers & The Pole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2006 12:00:00 September 6, 2006 12:00:00

Oh goody! Can the maybe gaybe talk begin anew??? As reported by Us Weekly Orlando Bloom is back to whimpering himself to sleep in a bed made for one, the second time they’ve split over the course of their 4 year relationship. And while reasons for the break up have not been made public, it ain’t hard to see the DISattraction from both ends. Full Story

Worst White: Paris Hilton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2006 12:00:00 September 1, 2006 12:00:00

Where do we begin? At the top? Ok, let’s start at the top. Wonky hair matched wonky eye…just a little off centre, a weird little tick and swirl, not quite Gwen Stefani, not quite James Dean, I’m sure she thought she was fashion forwards/backwards 80s but the attempt – it was so bad, I can’t even feel happy about it. Full Story

Paris Hilton: the virus contained

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2006 12:00:00 August 30, 2006 12:00:00

Stars might be blind but they"re certainly not deaf. Page Six gleefully reported Tuesday morning that Paris"s debut release sold a rather underwhelming 76,000 copies last week, coming in under not only Christina Aguilera (to be expected) but also Danity Kane. Full Story

Paris Hilton: sucking cock will give you wonky eye

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2006 12:00:00 August 23, 2006 12:00:00

I really didn"t want to do this, to write about her this week, to throw the spotlight any more than I have to on the launch of her record. But Blender changed all that. An "insightful" interview in which Paris talks Paris, the famous interview with this now famous quote about her album: "When this record comes out, people are gonna change their f—kin’ tune. Full Story