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Orly & Kate: The End of Three Whiskers & The Pole

September 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh goody! Can the maybe gaybe talk begin anew??? As reported by Us Weekly Orlando Bloom is back to whimpering himself to sleep in a bed made for one, the second time they’ve split over the course of their 4 year relationship. And while reasons for the break up have not been made public, it ain’t hard to see the DISattraction from both ends. Full Story

Worst White: Paris Hilton

September 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Where do we begin? At the top? Ok, let’s start at the top. Wonky hair matched wonky eye…just a little off centre, a weird little tick and swirl, not quite Gwen Stefani, not quite James Dean, I’m sure she thought she was fashion forwards/backwards 80s but the attempt – it was so bad, I can’t even feel happy about it. Full Story

Paris Hilton: the virus contained

August 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Stars might be blind but they"re certainly not deaf. Page Six gleefully reported Tuesday morning that Paris"s debut release sold a rather underwhelming 76,000 copies last week, coming in under not only Christina Aguilera (to be expected) but also Danity Kane. Full Story

Paris Hilton: sucking cock will give you wonky eye

August 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I really didn"t want to do this, to write about her this week, to throw the spotlight any more than I have to on the launch of her record. But Blender changed all that. An "insightful" interview in which Paris talks Paris, the famous interview with this now famous quote about her album: "When this record comes out, people are gonna change their f—kin’ tune. Full Story

Most Desperate: Kristin Cavallari

August 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Laguna Beach – my dirty little secret. Yet even so, in my humble old fashioned opinion, a reality show celebrity is not a real celebrity and, as such, deserves no place in my column. Having said that, I couldn’t resist one exception…especially when Kristin screwed up so satisfyingly tonight. Worst extensions this side of Tara Reid, don’t you think? And the dress? Totally 2004, at best 2005, and hate to say it but Paris Hilton wore it better. Full Story

Herro Kitty: My People & The Paris

August 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This Paris Hilton Hello Kitty business - in my opinion, not quite the pride of my people and while I"m not Japanese, the spirit of Hello Kittification is truly a pan Asian experience, with a heartbeat as strong in Canton as it is in Kawasaki. For some reason, over there, we breed girls with the maturity of a cartoon frog and the emotional depth of a bow-adorned cat - girls who roll in handholding packs, who erupt in high pitched squeals over something as simple as finding out that the cutesy pencil case they covet comes in green AND powder blue. Full Story

Macca to Mills: the glory days are gone, bitch!

August 9, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 9, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Goddess gives and the Goddess takes away. Just a year ago, Heather Mills was married to a billionaire. Cut to present and she can"t even get in the door. Having the locks changed on you is embarassing enough but having the locks changed on you when the pappies are around??? As the Fug Girls would say: Well played Goddess…well played. Full Story

The Many Whims of Mrs Beckham

August 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is why I love Victoria. Victoria, you see, is an entertainer. Victoria understands the power of her own brand, why we"re obsessed, what exactly it is that keeps us coming back. There are those who write to me all the time - how could you love her so? She"s revolting, she"s a CHAV, she"s ridiculous, she"s crazy, she"s a bitch, blah blah blah blah blah. Full Story

Kevin Federline: Hollywood NF

August 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Necrotising Fasciitis. Otherwise known as flesh eating disease. And since the viral market has already been cornered by Paris Hilton"s Hollywood Ebola, it"s only right that Kfed lays claim to bacterial infections, seeing as his peculiar brand of degenerate filth has already irreversibly altered the pop tart of a generation. Full Story

Friday, July 21, 2006
Dear gossips, Do you miss the days when the Hoff was lower key and lower profile? When obsessing over his unique level of cheese wasn’t a national past time? I miss those days. Because now that’s he back on the telly, now that his Hoffness is readily accessible across so many platforms, his special Hoff lustre is just a little less Hoff. The true essence of Hoff, you see, was in its innocence – an underground appreciation willingly bestowed upon a man who seemed to offer homegrown Hoffness without guile or obsequiousness. But that was then. That was last year before he became everyone’s favourite flavour of the moment, back when I launched the Hoff Contest in December, celebrating the Hoffassity during the holidays, months before getting a Hoff video in your inbox became a daily occurrence. Because really…can the Hoff still be the Hoff if he’s a mainstream Hoff? No, gossips. The days of Hoff Heaven are over. And it is time to crown a new King. Dear Hoff: You’re dead to me. In today’s issue: on Hayden & Sienna, on Ashlee & Jessica, on Ryan & Rachel, on America, on Ellen, Tara’s tits take a tumble, and Paris Hilton sets a Hollywood example.

Paris Hilton’s Celebrity Lesson

July 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Beyond the art of infecting Hollywood with her legendary viral potency or fellating with fervour for the cameras, there are few things that Paris Hilton can contribute to the world of celebrity. We know she can’t act, we know she can’t sing, we KNOW she can’t dance, and please don’t insult me by making me assure you that the bitch certainly can’t write. Full Story