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Jessica vs. Paris: the song-off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 26, 2006 12:00:00 June 26, 2006 12:00:00

I know I disappointed you a couple of weeks ago when I said I liked Paris Hilton’s Stars Are Blind . I’m really, really sorry… but it’s a catchy tune. Now I’m about to disappoint you once again by saying that I also like Jessica Simpson’s A Public Affair. Full Story

Paris Hilton’s Canadian conquest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2006 12:00:00 June 19, 2006 12:00:00

Hope you caught my spot on eTalk tonight, dishing on Paris’s Toronto takeover. Let’s do a quick recap here, shall we? Kills me to say this but I’m told she was an absolute star. People went bananas for her. WTF??? On Saturday she went to Gucci and shut the place down. Full Story

Paris Hilton: Hollywood Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2006 12:00:00 June 11, 2006 12:00:00

You ever read that book The Hot Zone? I think I was 21, I finished it in one sitting and was too scared to leave my house. Bleeding through all 7 of your orifices within 48 hours??? Can you think of anything more frightening??? And the thing about ebola is that it is just so resilient. It sweeps in, causes a sh*tload of damage, and just before scientists can narrow it down, it disappears again, back into the rainforest where it waits and lurks, gaining strength for the next epidemic. Full Story

Worst Blonde: Brooke Hogan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2006 12:00:00 June 4, 2006 12:00:00

Who??? Yeah, exactly. This is the first and last time the spawn of Hulk makes it into my column. Unless of course she decides to sit on and suffocate Paris Hilton, in which case she can have the whole damn page. Otherwise Brooke, please take your low classy animal and get the hell off the carpet. Next. Full Story

Paris Hilton & Tom Cruise: soulmates in dance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2006 12:00:00 May 31, 2006 12:00:00

I really, really hope you had a chance to see the Tom Cruise BET dance video before it was pulled down. As I said at the time, it was the greatest moment in television history. This gay man clearly can"t dance. But just when you thought no one could possibly match his ineptitude, along comes Paris Hilton - famous for trolling da club, famous for infecting every party with her diseased black hole and her shameless self promotion, on the eve of launching her first CD, and wouldn"t you know? PARIS HILTON CAN"T DANCE. Full Story

Sarah Michelle Gellar: just another TV girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2006 12:00:00 May 21, 2006 12:00:00

Talk about nails on chalkboard. Here’s a bitch I can’t stand above all others, even Jennifer Aniston. Sanctimonious, rude, condescending – yet another tv girl hoping to make the big screen leap. Um…newsflash, Mrs. Freddie. Get in line and, while you’re at it, grow a new attitude. According to almost everyone I’ve ever talked to, SMG is apparently the biggest c-bomb that ever walked a film set with delusions of grandeur that could make even Paris Hilton seem modest. Full Story

Tara Reid: ghetto tits in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2006 12:00:00 May 21, 2006 12:00:00

These budget bongos, on the other hand, are quite obviously all brick. No idea what she’s doing here, no idea who invited her, but I have a pretty good idea how much liquor she’s consuming and how far her legs have spread. Anyway, here’s Tara taking advantage of some free sh*t at some lounge the other night, not exactly the ugliest we’ve seen her but clearly far from unspoiled. Full Story

Tuesday, May 16, 2006 Dear gossips, Two words about London? Smutty sophistication. Y’all are some hardcore gossips and I love you for it. Here are some of the delightful things I’ve picked up from my delightful new English sources. Try to keep up: 1. Apparently, Golden Balls waxes everything. EVERYTHING. Indeed, if you took a peek down the Beckham brand, you’d find his Big Willy and the twins are balder than Bruce Willis. Now do you love it or do you love it? 2. They love Nicole Richie and who the hell is Paris Hilton??? 3. Worse kept secret in Londontown? According to them, American Idol’s most vicious critic is of 2 heads. Rumour has it, he also shared something “loosey” goosey with the aforementioned Mr. Posh and it certainly isn’t Victoria. These days, however, I hear he prefers the Wentworth Miller type. Shocking, non? Or maybe it isn’t… So, like, I had every intention of hooking up with Sadie and the Primrose Hill yummy mummies the other day but um… I ran into a couple of my girls at Covent Garden yesterday and before I knew it, Anne Boleyn (who I visited at the Tower) and her sister Mary adorably announced their membership into my shoe collection – just the tip of the shopping iceberg and well… at the end of the day, I love clothes more than I love stalking celebrities. Truly sorry, but when you see Anne and Mary in their eggshell blue and chocolate brown glory, I think you might get a hint of why my husband went broke yesterday and why I chose to ignore the ladies what lunch. The photo really doesn’t do them justice. Wedge heel, the softest leather, tarty but not trashy. And they don’t make your legs look stubby. In a word – divine. So no, instead of spying, I went shopping. Forgive me? Here are my new best friends, perched proudly on my Parisian balcony with a wonderful evening view of the Eglise du Dome in the background, almost as if Napoleon himself was giving his blessing. The Emperor and my shoes. Sigh. Anyway, in today’s European edition: Nicole’s engagement confirmed (??!!) and what you didn’t see at the UNIFEM event, Halle low classy continued, Ellen Pompeo’s desperate cry for help, praise for Nicolette Sheridan, and a very disturbing blind riddle.

Five Unforgiveable Flagrant Friendship Fouls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2006 12:00:00 May 3, 2006 12:00:00

No one is perfect. We have all, at one time or another, f&cked up as friends. But the following five, in my opinion, warrant immediate termination before further damage is caused. And the top two are why I have no sympathy for Denise Richards. The Ex Mack Macking on a friend"s ex is so totally OFF SIDE, such an extreme violation, it"s not even worth the courtesy of a break up phone call. Full Story

Paris Hilton & the end of the Hellenic era

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2006 12:00:00 May 3, 2006 12:00:00

Shocker of shockers. Stavros is gone and there is a vacancy inside Paris Hilton. Or maybe there isn"t. Because just 5 minutes after breaking up with Greek #2, Paris was spotted hanging out with Matt Leinart (see attached), newly minted Arizona Cardinal and friend of Nick Lachey. Apparently, Stav strayed with Lindsay Lohan"s cooch while Paris went away which is why she hooked up with Matt and refused to let Stav into her house the other night, leaving him begging for her outside the gates. Full Story

The beatification of Angelina Jolie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2006 12:00:00 April 30, 2006 12:00:00

Time Magazine has named Angelina Jolie on their list of "100 People Who Shape Our World", the latest development in what seems to be a rather obvious campaign to turn her into a living saint, made all the more compelling because she used to sleep with women and kiss her brother and wear Billy Bob"s blood around her neck. Full Story