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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 Dear gossips, Two words about London? Smutty sophistication. Y’all are some hardcore gossips and I love you for it. Here are some of the delightful things I’ve picked up from my delightful new English sources. Try to keep up: 1. Apparently, Golden Balls waxes everything. EVERYTHING. Indeed, if you took a peek down the Beckham brand, you’d find his Big Willy and the twins are balder than Bruce Willis. Now do you love it or do you love it? 2. They love Nicole Richie and who the hell is Paris Hilton??? 3. Worse kept secret in Londontown? According to them, American Idol’s most vicious critic is of 2 heads. Rumour has it, he also shared something “loosey” goosey with the aforementioned Mr. Posh and it certainly isn’t Victoria. These days, however, I hear he prefers the Wentworth Miller type. Shocking, non? Or maybe it isn’t… So, like, I had every intention of hooking up with Sadie and the Primrose Hill yummy mummies the other day but um… I ran into a couple of my girls at Covent Garden yesterday and before I knew it, Anne Boleyn (who I visited at the Tower) and her sister Mary adorably announced their membership into my shoe collection – just the tip of the shopping iceberg and well… at the end of the day, I love clothes more than I love stalking celebrities. Truly sorry, but when you see Anne and Mary in their eggshell blue and chocolate brown glory, I think you might get a hint of why my husband went broke yesterday and why I chose to ignore the ladies what lunch. The photo really doesn’t do them justice. Wedge heel, the softest leather, tarty but not trashy. And they don’t make your legs look stubby. In a word – divine. So no, instead of spying, I went shopping. Forgive me? Here are my new best friends, perched proudly on my Parisian balcony with a wonderful evening view of the Eglise du Dome in the background, almost as if Napoleon himself was giving his blessing. The Emperor and my shoes. Sigh. Anyway, in today’s European edition: Nicole’s engagement confirmed (??!!) and what you didn’t see at the UNIFEM event, Halle low classy continued, Ellen Pompeo’s desperate cry for help, praise for Nicolette Sheridan, and a very disturbing blind riddle.

Five Unforgiveable Flagrant Friendship Fouls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2006 12:00:00 May 3, 2006 12:00:00

No one is perfect. We have all, at one time or another, f&cked up as friends. But the following five, in my opinion, warrant immediate termination before further damage is caused. And the top two are why I have no sympathy for Denise Richards. The Ex Mack Macking on a friend"s ex is so totally OFF SIDE, such an extreme violation, it"s not even worth the courtesy of a break up phone call. Full Story

Paris Hilton & the end of the Hellenic era

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2006 12:00:00 May 3, 2006 12:00:00

Shocker of shockers. Stavros is gone and there is a vacancy inside Paris Hilton. Or maybe there isn"t. Because just 5 minutes after breaking up with Greek #2, Paris was spotted hanging out with Matt Leinart (see attached), newly minted Arizona Cardinal and friend of Nick Lachey. Apparently, Stav strayed with Lindsay Lohan"s cooch while Paris went away which is why she hooked up with Matt and refused to let Stav into her house the other night, leaving him begging for her outside the gates. Full Story

The beatification of Angelina Jolie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2006 12:00:00 April 30, 2006 12:00:00

Time Magazine has named Angelina Jolie on their list of "100 People Who Shape Our World", the latest development in what seems to be a rather obvious campaign to turn her into a living saint, made all the more compelling because she used to sleep with women and kiss her brother and wear Billy Bob"s blood around her neck. Full Story

Whitney in rehab?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2006 12:00:00 April 18, 2006 12:00:00

That’s the story according to the National Enquirer. And while my first instinct is usually an eye roll whenever I read anything associated with that rag, it"s hard to ignore this one especially since they"ve been right on top of Whitney"s descent into crackhead hell from the minute they paid off her unscrupulous sister in law. Full Story

Drugs, drugs everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2006 12:00:00 April 6, 2006 12:00:00

Two subjects. Unrelated. Except for the narcotics. The first: A frequent riddle offender, the girl who never knows the ending, isn"t hiding her vices very well. Messed up beyond belief at a recent industry event, she was barely coherent behind the scenes, and when a young fan came up - the daughter of a connected executive - for a pre arranged meet and greet, the child was rudely pushed aside as the trainwreck rushed to the ladies", unable to hold her liquor after using all that smack. Full Story

Shocker, shocker! Britney looks good

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2006 12:00:00 April 4, 2006 12:00:00

Maybe a tad too Sally Fields for my liking but hey, the hair is washed, there doesn’t seem to be anything growing on her face, and the diseased fungus she married is nowhere to be seen. What’s not to love? And it seems like the good news is coming in droves. Because according to Britney herself, she’s not pregnant, she’s actually, in her words, "just fat". Full Story

Paris Hilton’s new partnership

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2006 12:00:00 March 30, 2006 12:00:00

Your favourite spread eagled slut has attached herself to Oscar winners Three 6 Mafia for an upcoming recording collaboration in yet another pathetic attempt to become more than just a hole with money. How did she manage to whore out this deal? Well…how do you think? Look at these fresh bruises on her arm. Full Story

Sunday, March 19, 2006
Dear gossips, We are in the middle of a gossip drought. While the real stars have all gone back to work or have chosen to hibernate before the blockbuster summer season, b-list skanks like Paris Hilton and her maybe raging case of herpes are trying to take their places. Nice try…but I don"t think so. In today"s short issue: another TomKat sighting, Kelly O"s new physique, the Federlines clean up, and - since it"s a slow news day - a selection of photos from the past, just because I"d rather look backwards than give any more column space to the whoring antics of the Hollywood slut brigade.

Lindsay & Wilmer reunited?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2006 12:00:00 February 28, 2006 12:00:00

So says Page Six which reported today that the two were spotted going back to his hotel room last night after a night of partying at Lotus. This would make it the 3rd time she"s been on her back for a new dude in the last two weeks, beginning with Jonathan Rhys Meyers 10 days ago, followed by some Olympic snowboarder, and now Wil V, all while allegedly still carrying on a top secret relationship with Jared Leto. Full Story

Loving Milla

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2006 12:00:00 February 26, 2006 12:00:00

Five reasons why: 1. Her name. Milla. Millaaaaaa. Meeeellllaaaaaaaa. It"s so dramatic, how can you resist the urge to say it over and over again? Meeelaaaa. Anyone with the name Milla has to truly FILL the name. You can"t have a mousy Milla who shuffles around all meek and mild with the mannerisms of an invisible bookkeeper, mumbling half her life away. Full Story