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Whitney in rehab?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2006 12:00:00 April 18, 2006 12:00:00

That’s the story according to the National Enquirer. And while my first instinct is usually an eye roll whenever I read anything associated with that rag, it"s hard to ignore this one especially since they"ve been right on top of Whitney"s descent into crackhead hell from the minute they paid off her unscrupulous sister in law. Full Story

Drugs, drugs everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2006 12:00:00 April 6, 2006 12:00:00

Two subjects. Unrelated. Except for the narcotics. The first: A frequent riddle offender, the girl who never knows the ending, isn"t hiding her vices very well. Messed up beyond belief at a recent industry event, she was barely coherent behind the scenes, and when a young fan came up - the daughter of a connected executive - for a pre arranged meet and greet, the child was rudely pushed aside as the trainwreck rushed to the ladies", unable to hold her liquor after using all that smack. Full Story

Shocker, shocker! Britney looks good

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2006 12:00:00 April 4, 2006 12:00:00

Maybe a tad too Sally Fields for my liking but hey, the hair is washed, there doesn’t seem to be anything growing on her face, and the diseased fungus she married is nowhere to be seen. What’s not to love? And it seems like the good news is coming in droves. Because according to Britney herself, she’s not pregnant, she’s actually, in her words, "just fat". Full Story

Paris Hilton’s new partnership

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2006 12:00:00 March 30, 2006 12:00:00

Your favourite spread eagled slut has attached herself to Oscar winners Three 6 Mafia for an upcoming recording collaboration in yet another pathetic attempt to become more than just a hole with money. How did she manage to whore out this deal? Well…how do you think? Look at these fresh bruises on her arm. Full Story

Sunday, March 19, 2006 Dear gossips, We are in the middle of a gossip drought. While the real stars have all gone back to work or have chosen to hibernate before the blockbuster summer season, b-list skanks like Paris Hilton and her maybe raging case of herpes are trying to take their places. Nice try…but I don"t think so. In today"s short issue: another TomKat sighting, Kelly O"s new physique, the Federlines clean up, and - since it"s a slow news day - a selection of photos from the past, just because I"d rather look backwards than give any more column space to the whoring antics of the Hollywood slut brigade.

Lindsay & Wilmer reunited?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2006 12:00:00 February 28, 2006 12:00:00

So says Page Six which reported today that the two were spotted going back to his hotel room last night after a night of partying at Lotus. This would make it the 3rd time she"s been on her back for a new dude in the last two weeks, beginning with Jonathan Rhys Meyers 10 days ago, followed by some Olympic snowboarder, and now Wil V, all while allegedly still carrying on a top secret relationship with Jared Leto. Full Story

Loving Milla

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2006 12:00:00 February 26, 2006 12:00:00

Five reasons why: 1. Her name. Milla. Millaaaaaa. Meeeellllaaaaaaaa. It"s so dramatic, how can you resist the urge to say it over and over again? Meeelaaaa. Anyone with the name Milla has to truly FILL the name. You can"t have a mousy Milla who shuffles around all meek and mild with the mannerisms of an invisible bookkeeper, mumbling half her life away. Full Story

Paris on the runway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2006 12:00:00 February 15, 2006 12:00:00

What would a day be like without a shot of Paris Hilton"s manface (via Saving Face) and her flat ass to boot? Paris has been in London of late, modelling for Julien Macdonald and getting sacked with flour by a PETA protestor for wearing fur during the show. Full Story

Paris"s extensions in Miami

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2006 12:00:00 February 12, 2006 12:00:00

Tara Reid getting some budget weave I can totally understand. But Paris Hilton? The girl has hundred dolla bills oozing outta her snatch. Couldn"t she afford a better braid? And how the hell does she get so much c*ck when she insists on looking like a trashy tranny time and time again? Would you hit this? Full Story

She can"t finish

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2006 12:00:00 February 1, 2006 12:00:00

Miss Thing has been hitting the sauce. Hard. And when she"s intoxicated, she"s even more lascivious than usual. Same sex propositions are not uncommon except there are usually no takers. Not surprising all things considered. The consequences of overboozing? Trust me, you"ve ALL seen it. And while the evidence hasn"t hurt her professionally, it looks like her thirst for Absolut is affecting her relationship. Full Story

From Tonia D: on Kimberley Stewart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2006 12:00:00 January 23, 2006 12:00:00

On another note, how come Kimberly Stewart isn’t part of the Hollywood Slut Brigade? Dear Tonia: It already pains me enough that we constantly have to talk about nobodies like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. But at least they don"t make me want to scratch my eyes out. Kimberley Stewart however is excruciating to look at. Full Story