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Paris on the runway

February 15, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 15, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What would a day be like without a shot of Paris Hilton"s manface (via Saving Face) and her flat ass to boot? Paris has been in London of late, modelling for Julien Macdonald and getting sacked with flour by a PETA protestor for wearing fur during the show. Full Story

Paris"s extensions in Miami

February 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tara Reid getting some budget weave I can totally understand. But Paris Hilton? The girl has hundred dolla bills oozing outta her snatch. Couldn"t she afford a better braid? And how the hell does she get so much c*ck when she insists on looking like a trashy tranny time and time again? Would you hit this? Full Story

She can"t finish

February 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Miss Thing has been hitting the sauce. Hard. And when she"s intoxicated, she"s even more lascivious than usual. Same sex propositions are not uncommon except there are usually no takers. Not surprising all things considered. The consequences of overboozing? Trust me, you"ve ALL seen it. And while the evidence hasn"t hurt her professionally, it looks like her thirst for Absolut is affecting her relationship. Full Story

From Tonia D: on Kimberley Stewart

January 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On another note, how come Kimberly Stewart isn’t part of the Hollywood Slut Brigade? Dear Tonia: It already pains me enough that we constantly have to talk about nobodies like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. But at least they don"t make me want to scratch my eyes out. Kimberley Stewart however is excruciating to look at. Full Story

From Dave S: on Reba

January 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I completely agree with you on Mariah"s boobs. I thought for sure that the dress she wore to the American Music Awards would put all of the rumors to rest, but I guess I was wrong. However, I do have one point to address with you: You said that anyone on a WB show would be considered B-list. I would beg to differ, only on Reba McEntire. Full Story

Most Grudging Compliment – Jessica Alba

January 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know how I feel about this bitch. But tonight she earned her hype. Her dress was gorgeous. It was understated. It was glamorous. And it was appropriate….especially since, as a presenter and not a nominee, she was in no position to hog the spotlight. Admirable that she had the good sense to grasp that subtlety. Full Story

Chad Michael Murray is a moron

January 8, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 8, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Snicker all you want, but I used to be a diehard Dawson"s Creek fan. My husband would roll his eyes every time he found me parked on the couch, hungrily hanging off of every unrealistic, angst-filled Capeside conversation. Still, nothing irked him like the sight of Chad Michael Murray (seen here on the pages of L"Uomo) who played Charlie on the last or second to last season. Full Story

La Lohan in the hospital and in Vanity Fair

January 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check out any gossip site and you"ll be treated to the entire article with details about her weight loss and drug experimentation to how she drove Wilmer away and what a bad ass she thinks she is. Typical Vanity Fair dish - delicious and intriguing only if its subject is worthy of the attention. And in this case, I actually think she is. Full Story

Monday, January 2, 2006
Happy New Year gossips! Short missive from Toronto while I’m still enjoying a hometown vacay. And forgive me if I seem a bit distracted. My mother keeps screaming at my husband in her special brand of Chinglish, imploring him to drink Chinese soup. Love her, but needless to say, I can’t wait to get home. Thankfully for us, things were pretty tame in Hollywood over the holidays. The Pitts did not get married. Jennifer Aniston did not commit suicide. Paris Hilton, surprisingly enough, managed to maintain a one c*ck only rotation, and Jessica Simpson actually succeeded in keeping her raging inner ho suppressed long enough to get through Christmas. Will wonders never cease??? Still…I have some juicy tidbits. And of course, a fresh blind item for you to dig your brand new 2006 smut fangs into. In today’s issue: some shameless self promotion, an update on Tori, the new Hollywood diet doctors, Mischa and her disgusting dog celebrate across the US, and a special request tribute from my husband to Blue Pulaski. May he rest in peace.