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The Grammys 2009

February 9, 2009 08:28:57 Posted at February 9, 2009 08:28:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like I said last week, Coldplay is fortunate they did not perform after Radiohead. Because in their first Grammy live performance, Radiohead owned everyone’s ass. And my Gwyneth introduced them! Her smugness must be killing you… So there were some sucky sh-t performances, and then there were the ones that made you thankful for DVR. Full Story

A survivor story

February 5, 2009 15:36:00 Posted at February 5, 2009 15:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Recognise this boy? Boy now man? It’s Nick Carter. Yeah, Nick Carter. From the Backstreet Boys! Confession: remember when we had to pick sides? Backstreet vs N Sync? I picked Backstreet. I still can’t decide if this was right or wrong. Anyway, Nick Carter dated Ebola Hilton. It was a dramatic, volatile relationship. Full Story

How Ebola works

February 4, 2009 11:45:06 Posted at February 4, 2009 11:45:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ebola Hilton was in Tampa Bay for the Super Bowl. This is why Arizona lost. She was wearing a Larry Fitzgerald jersey. Poor Larry. He was powerless against infection. F-ck her! So Ebola was supposed to get on a flight the next morning back to LA to shoot images for her new fragrance. Like, who the F-CK IS BUYING HER FRAGRANCE? No, seriously, for reals. Full Story

Ricky hates Ebola and Posh!

February 2, 2009 12:04:37 Posted at February 2, 2009 12:04:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ricky Gervais should host the Oscars. Hugh will be wonderful. But next year, why not Ricky? Ricky’s irreverence would rip all of them, all the famewhores, each and every one, a new asshole…starting with Ebola and Posh. In an open letter to President Obama, Ricky writes: “As I'm sure you are aware, one of your flock has strayed. Full Story

Alba & Ebola

January 21, 2009 12:46:19 Posted at January 21, 2009 12:46:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oscar nominations are to be announced early tomorrow morning. And I’ll be putting out a sex tape with Colin Farrell (yeah Duana, come and get it) before Jessica Alba and Ebola Hilton hear their names announced by the Academy. They do however share a dubious distinction. Both the Alba Cow and Ebola have been nominated for Razzies – in other words, they starred in the WORST films of the year. Full Story

I love you Kevin Huvane

January 14, 2009 12:30:58 Posted at January 14, 2009 12:30:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s a super agent at CAA. And he’s trying to uphold Hollywood Hierarchy, especially during awards season. Kevin is also smart enough to not only stay away from Ebola Hilton infection but to try and REMOVE it from his environment. I love him. And for this reason, for today, he is #1 on the Freebie 5. Full Story

No entry for victims of Ebola

January 13, 2009 09:14:47 Posted at January 13, 2009 09:14:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Globes, the parties… Let’s start with Jared Leto. Jared Leto’s career died about a year ago after he was photographed kissing Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton at Sundance. You can read its obituary here Full Story

Entourage Killer in Australia

December 29, 2008 11:37:53 Posted at December 29, 2008 11:37:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ebola Hilton arrived in Melbourne the other day with its sister Nicky. Nicky also brought along her boyfriend David Katzenberg. Jeffrey Katzenberg raised a son who’d date a Hilton? Shame. Ebola and crew will next be heading to Sydney where it’s scheduled to host a NYE party and people are supposed to pay online if they want to watch like f-cking lame sh-ts from the comfort of their basements at their parents’ house. Full Story

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No wonder he wasn’t nominated

December 19, 2008 13:50:00 Posted at December 19, 2008 13:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? Ebola’s virus almost never, ever fails. NO ONE is immune. Including Leonardo DiCaprio who was NOT nominated for a Screen Actors Guild Award this week. Why not? Because he was at Ebola Paris Hilton’s the other night with Kevin Connolly who, as you know, used to date Ebola’s sister Nicky. Full Story

Ebola infects Spittle!?!?

December 16, 2008 07:18:41 Posted at December 16, 2008 07:18:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is Gerard Butler your go-to quiver? If so, it might be time to give him up. Not only because of the carby face and the pants problem and the bubbly moisture that gathers at the corner of his mouth…but because he could actually be infected with the most deadly disease in Hollywood for which there is no cure. Full Story

Ebola infects the Mouse?

December 4, 2008 12:07:04 Posted at December 4, 2008 12:07:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yes. Please! Make it happen! Page Six is reporting that there’s apparently a Tinkerbell movie in the works – something about the little fairy living life as a normal girl. This is not a LipGloss Zac Efron biopic. Full Story