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Ebola’s Perfect Mate

December 3, 2008 06:32:00 Posted at December 3, 2008 06:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sean Avery is getting exactly what he wants. His parents must be so proud. Quick background for those who missed it yesterday: Sean Avery is the douchebag forward currently playing for the Dallas Stars, acquired in the off season from the New York Rangers. The most hated piece of sh-t in the NHL, Avery is no stranger to controversy, having made racist remarks in the past about blacks and French Canadians, and last year ridiculing a fellow player suffering from cancer. Full Story

Ebola`s apprentice

November 24, 2008 11:45:00 Posted at November 24, 2008 11:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Someone sent me a link to this last week: a new strain of Ebola virus was identified near the Ugandan border … the virus is cleverly mutating. Just like Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton. Its legacy will live on, promising the spread of her disease indefinitely, gathering disciples in her black hole vagina, and a long list of victims waiting to be destroyed. Full Story

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The Great Australian Headline

November 12, 2008 15:39:00 Posted at November 12, 2008 15:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This appeared in today’s Daily Telegraph in Australia. If you don’t want her infection, you don’t need the details about her diseased f*cking diseased party on New Year’s Eve. Because the headline is enough. While we’re at it though, can you believe this sh-t is Pay Per View online? For $55??? Who are the losers shelling out $55 to pay per view with Ebola stanky Hilton??? Thanks Lucy! To view the full article click here. Full Story

Hot Harry on a Horse escapes infection!

October 16, 2008 07:19:27 Posted at October 16, 2008 07:19:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And so does his brother! Never been so proud of my royal infatuation. He f&cks up all the time, but at the very least, he knows to avoid the Hollywood Ebola Virus Paris Hilton. Amazing. So last night at Whisky Mist, Ebola was flailing away when she learned that Hot Harry and the much less Will were at the club too. Full Story

Ellen & Ebola

September 29, 2008 10:23:55 Posted at September 29, 2008 10:23:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love Ellen Degeneres. But if Ellen loves animals… how can she hang with Ebola? It is indisputable fact: Ebola abuses her pets. Attached – Ellen and Ebola at lunch on Friday and Ellen and her wife Portia at the The 'Yes! on Prop 2 Campaign' benefit to stop Animal Cruelty held at a private estate. Full Story

Ebola infects Jamaica?

September 26, 2008 09:47:08 Posted at September 26, 2008 09:47:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wouldn’t blame the good people of Jamaica if they woke up a little uneasy this morning. Last night, the country’s reigning sprint god appeared on David Letterman. Also on Letterman? Hollywood’s deadliest disease Ebola Paris Hilton. Check her out all cocked up and uncoordinated arriving at the studio. Full Story

Not a murderer, just a liar?

September 19, 2008 07:09:00 Posted at September 19, 2008 07:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Or both? Ebola’s people are insisting that there’s no truth to the reports yesterday that Ebola left two of her dogs out in the yard to die by coyote. She says the pups are alive and well, even though she herself can’t keep track of how many she has, where they are, and what they’re doing at any given time. Full Story

Excuse for murder

September 18, 2008 09:18:07 Posted at September 18, 2008 09:18:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

X17 is reporting that two of Ebola’s dogs were killed because they were ambushed by a coyote in the middle of the night. Apparently this happens often in the hills. Full Story

Brenda vs Ebola

September 15, 2008 13:51:40 Posted at September 15, 2008 13:51:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s easy to forget this feud, especially since Ebola Hilton has feuded with everyone but back in the day, she and Shannen Doherty scrapped it out over – ew! – Rick Salomon. Do you remember? Shannen was married to Rick just before the sex tape with Ebola broke out. No one knows exactly the timeline when that sh*t went down but suffice to say, they overlapped in Rick’s bed and given Shannen’s mean streak and Ebola’s wickedness, the smut spilled over onto a red carpet, resulting in a supposed throw down at a party after Ebola allegedly kept crank calling Shannen, telling her that Rick didn’t want her anymore, and boasting that she’d bagged her man. Full Story

Mickey & Ebola

September 12, 2008 09:08:00 Posted at September 12, 2008 09:08:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every year it's like this - so much hype going in surrounding a few projects and what comes out is a dark horse surprise, none more surprising than Mickey Rourke's The Wrestler which has been the talk of TIFF and has placed Mickey in the early lead in the race for Oscar. Yes. Mickey Rourke. His performance is apparently so layered, so moving, and so monumental he's now becoming the new comeback story after Britney Spears. Full Story

Festival Ebola

September 9, 2008 09:32:00 Posted at September 9, 2008 09:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s a stank around Toronto this morning and it has everything to do with the fact that Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has arrived. She’s screening a movie tonight called Paris Not France and came in with Benji Madden yesterday to host a party at Ultra. Here they are at the airport – my sources say they were met there by 5 bodyguards who were ready to escort her out a side entrance to avoid the paps. Full Story