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Virus Victims are Worthless

September 2, 2008 07:01:14 Posted at September 2, 2008 07:01:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s ok to love Entourage without loving Adrian Grenier. At this point, it’s actually a requirement. Because it’s now totally NOT ok to think of Adrian Grenier as anything but a douchebag. It all started a year ago, of course, when he first became infected with Hollywood Ebola. The effects of the disease are clearly irreversible, incurable. Full Story

Apple Friends and Enemies

August 15, 2008 07:33:44 Posted at August 15, 2008 07:33:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A new Hollywood hotspot opened last night attracting all of Hollywood’s party players including Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. Trouble? Not sure yet but all the ingredients were there including Calum Best, Lilo’s privileged douchebag of an ex boyfriend, Evan Ross, also a former fling, and Ebola Hilton who showed up with a push up bra and exposing her nasty ass extensions. Full Story

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Ronaldo avoids infection!

July 16, 2008 06:55:28 Posted at July 16, 2008 06:55:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Football fans are rejoicing everywhere as Cristiano Ronaldo narrowly avoided Ebola Paris Hilton contamination last night at Villa. Could the most potent virus in Hollywood be weakening? Or will this rejection only make her more vicious? Fortunately for Ronaldo, he escaped unscathed Full Story


June 9, 2008 05:46:03 Posted at June 9, 2008 05:46:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a day late but since I don’t post on weekends, pretend it’s June 8th and play along. Do you remember what happened a year ago? Do you remember the happiest, smuttiest, best day ever??? Do you remember laughing at your desk? Running with joy down the halls? High fiving your colleagues? It was a Friday, I think. Full Story

Another Maybe Gaybe Has a Baby

June 6, 2008 07:57:26 Posted at June 6, 2008 07:57:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Vin Diesel has a girlfriend?!? Vin Diesel had a baby?!? Even more shocking… there are people who actually STILL care? Amazingly enough, yes…though these days it’s fewer and fewer. This is why he has to make yet another Fast and Furious movie. But if Ebola Paris Hilton can have fans, I suppose Vin Diesel can have fans too. Full Story

Shiloh Has Mercy

June 5, 2008 11:28:16 Posted at June 5, 2008 11:28:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We asked…and we received. Hollywood was buzzing this morning after photos surfaced of Ebola Paris Hilton wearing a little bump after dinner last night. Given that she has been hellbent on spawning her disease, pregnancy speculation spread far and wide, not unlike her legs. A sigh of relief. Ebola’s rep has denied Full Story

Shiloh Have Mercy

June 5, 2008 06:35:52 Posted at June 5, 2008 06:35:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember, this piece of sh*t never takes a picture without a purpose. So even if she isn’t pregnant, she certainly wants you thinking she is. Because pregnancy is the new craze. Nine months of attention and then a huge spotlight on an innocent child that she would no doubt mold into a virus even more destructive than she is. Full Story

The Thinnification of Colin Farrell

May 27, 2008 11:05:41 Posted at May 27, 2008 11:05:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They say it’s for a movie role…but my smutty sense is tingling that it’s something more sinister. Smutty senses can be wrong. Let’s hope. This is Colin shooting a movie in Ireland, painfully thin. Look at his legs. Look how his eyes bulge. Suddenly I don’t want him for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Full Story

Ebola Desperate to Spread

May 21, 2008 06:18:30 Posted at May 21, 2008 06:18:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seal your windows and protect your children… this is Ebola Paris Hilton leaving a medical centre yesterday. Rumour has it, she`s been desperate to conceive and is rather frustrated that it hasn`t happened yet. Yes. That f*cking disease is trying to procreate. The world is about to end. On a lighter note, Ebola is still at it with her fragrance enterprise and will be launching a new cologne later this year. Full Story

The Prince and the Riffraff

April 28, 2008 00:32:00 Posted at April 28, 2008 00:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Prince played Coachella this weekend…how f&cking amazing is that??? The man is pure sex and talent. Love, love, love. Unfortunately his royal presence was contaminated by the arrival of that diseased skank Ebola Paris Hilton who showed up hand in hand with Benji Madden. And because Ebola’s infection has been spread far and wide, awkward avoidance was apparently the name of the game as Jared Leto was at Coachella too and the last time he saw her, he ended up putting his tongue in her mouth and killing his career forever Full Story

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Actors Required for Infection

April 11, 2008 08:26:00 Posted at April 11, 2008 08:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not that this will surprise you but just in case. You know that show she’s doing? The search for Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton’s new BFF? Well it’s not really real people who are being auditioned but actors. Real actors. Real actors on both coasts have been called to expose themselves to her infection to pretend to want to be friends with that filthy whore virus. Full Story