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Douchebag Hates Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2008 08:31:03 February 12, 2008 08:31:03

Please welcome John Mayer onto the Freebie Five. Not because he was the hotness on stage with Alicia Keys at the Grammys, even though he did indeed fire up the loins the way he grooved to the beat with his hair and his pants (click here for the clip Full Story

Box Office Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 23:49:49 February 10, 2008 23:49:49

Finally her disease gets put to good use. Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton’s new movie was released this weekend and earned only $80 per screen for a meagre total of $9,000. As Dina Lohan would say: Justice! Still…it’s not all good news. The film’s per screen average amounted to about 10 people per screening. Full Story

Still Supporting Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2008 10:52:00 February 5, 2008 10:52:00

If for some reason Adrian Grenier is still on your Freebie Five list, it’s time to face the disease and move on. If for some reason it wasn’t enough that he was hanging out with Hollywood Ebola Paris HIlton last summer, it should be enough now that he not only remains friends with her virus but also will appear in public to support her projects. Full Story

Freebie 50?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2008 00:00:00 February 1, 2008 00:00:00

Any man who makes Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton cry deserves consideration for the Freebie 5. And this is exactly what 50 Cent did last night at the 944 Magazine party here in Scottsdale. It was Ebola’s party, she was the title hostess – we skipped it to go to Diddy’s for obvious reasons. Full Story

Cuthbert’s Career Cut Short

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 05:51:48 January 31, 2008 05:51:48

It appears Elisha Cuthbert’s career has gone the way of Jared Leto"s. Because while Elisha and Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton have always been tight, until now Elisha has yet to allow Ebola’s deadly fluids to infect her. Full Story

How Disease Walks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2008 19:01:58 January 29, 2008 19:01:58

Who walks like this? Out of her hotel!?!?! Look at it! Look at Hollywood Ebola posing, per usual, for the mere 20 seconds it takes to step from the doors to her car… I see her and something primitive rises from inside of me… they call it the will to live. The fight that’s buried deep inside of us, to save our species, to persevere for future generations our great civilisation – a civilisation threatened by this f&cking disease called Paris Hilton and the unspeakable evil emanating from between its legs. Full Story

Shelfy Summons… Pippy Comes Runnin’!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 11:44:16 January 28, 2008 11:44:16

Shocker! While Jessica Biel and her Shelf Ass have been in England massacring a movie with her bad accent, her Pipsqueak beau has been left to his own devices and seen partying solo and fighting temptation in LA. Rumours surfaced today from New York that he was spotted at Tenjune making out with a sizzling brunette. Full Story

Stroke Face Finds a Famous Friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2008 07:33:56 January 24, 2008 07:33:56

Sort of. Like seriously…Julien Macdonald must be hard up for attention if he has to resort to squiring around Tara Reid and her stroke face - when someone abuses her body so badly, everything starts to droop. Perhaps there’s even some paralysis going on there. At only 32, this is Tara Reid. Full Story

Jared Leto: Career Obituary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2008 00:00:00 January 22, 2008 00:00:00

Jared Leto earned a loyal following after his turn on My So Called Life as Jordan Catalano. He then caught the attention of filmmakers in Requiem for a Dream and walked among the Hollywood elite after striking up a friendship with Brad Pitt during shooting for Fight Club, securing an invitation to the Pitt/Aniston wedding alongside then-girlfriend and superstar Cameron Diaz. Full Story

Ebola Battles the Olsens… again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2008 07:14:32 January 22, 2008 07:14:32

Ebola has a hate on for the Olsens and it looks like she will stop at nothing to trump the twins. Is it because they’re richer than she is? As you know, Paris is no longer an heiress. At least not in the truest sense of the word. As you also know, the Olsen Twins are richer than stink – worth a reported billion dollars. Full Story

FILA Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2008 08:45:23 January 15, 2008 08:45:23

If I were on the board at FILA, I’d be cashing in my shares in getting the f&ck out. Because in hiring Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton as a spokesvirus, the brand has officially been infected. Which means their products are now contaminated and stocks will eventually plummet. Trust. Because remember – Paris Hilton’s black hole vagina spreads her disease unmercifully… killing everyone and everything in her path. Full Story