Paris has a bump
February 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 19, 2006 12:00:00
She celebrated her birthday in Vegas this weekend wearing a very tight dress and sporting a curious little bump. Curious because she’s obviously so skinny but also because no one is even bothering to speculate about pregnancy - as if this f&cking slut would sacrifice her body when she’s about to release her first album! So why the tiny bulge? Some people call it a starvation pouch, characteristic of those who normally don’t eat or exercise and end up bloating in the strangest places, particularly when high consumption of intoxicating substances is involved. Whatever it is, you can bet your boob job, my favourite heiress tranny is NOT going to be happy when she sees these less than flattering shots of her splashed everywhere tomorrow morning. And without that giant Greek troll by her side either??? Oh dear, gossips. Has another Paris relationship hit the skids? Is Paris on the prowl yet again???