Pene and the Pisser
Who hasn’t she been linked to? New rumours buzzing from the NY Daily News, even though she and Josh Hartnett are said to be hot and heavy, Penelope met John Mayer the other day and he apparently wants to pee on it.
She doesn’t seem like the type to take it, non?
Of course if you believe the rabid rumour mongering – she did after all spend 2 years with the Gay Midget Dwarf – the allegedly bearding Pene especially wouldn’t take it from a dude, which all just adds to her enigmatic romantic status. Because clearly John isn’t a ‘Mo. But if he hooks up with P Cruz, will he be added to GaySpec?
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