At least 10 whiskers more than Three Whiskers non?
So the Boy Who Lives is more manly man than Orly? At only 17… I think so. Although I have to tell you I’m really not feelin’ what many of you are – a desire to Cougar Rape young Daniel Radcliffe after seeing him bare bare bare in Equus, a new stage production in London. A bit too young for me, I’m afraid. And forever and ever, he’ll always be Harry stuck in the house with the Dursleys. Nope…can’t go there.
As for Orly, here last night at the Global Green pre-Oscar event, I’m definitely down with the hair. I like the new hair. But next to Leo? Next to his idol? Next to what he desperately wants to become but for the unfortunate sparse growth on his chinny chin chin? Sadly for him, he’s a teenybop for eternity…and apparently dating Penelope Cruz.
More like brother and sister. Or Fag and Hag. Or Boy and Beard? Or both bi?
Will test out my gaydar in LA when I can watch her on the carpet – stay tuned.
PS. Leo looks bloated. Joaquin got bloated last year too. Does the Freebie Five have a Bloat Curse? Weird.