Penelope Cruz: Professional or One Time?

April 5, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 5, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every week it’s someone new. First Orlando Bloom – which I’m told never happened. And then the suggestion of something sizzling with Olivier Martinez – which was apparently just friendship. Now it’s Josh Hartnett and a Caribbean holiday last week.

Problem is – a lot of gossips think she’s a beard and a lesbian, based primarily on the GMD connection. Which is why her relationship with Matthew McConaughey led to intensified speculation about his sexual leanings though for the record, from what I hear, that mangy dude has NO problem gettin’ it goin’ for the ladies. None whatsoever.

Still the rumours persist: that Pene has a longterm female lover introduced by Pedro Almodovar, or that she is bisexual, willing to swing wherever she happens to fancy or that she thinks the truth will destroy her career and is therefore a Professional Beard for those of the opposite sex who find themselves in the same position…bringing us back to Josh Hartnett.

Because if you believe all that, then it follows that Josh must be gay. Or that he in turn is now Purse-ing for her.

Me? Call me Cruise but I think she’s straight. I think she’s straight and I think she sold out one time for 2 years of her life to launch a career and now she’s dating whoever she wants.

What say you?

Here’s Pene after a workout in LA the other day. Hot body, avoids camel toe, well done.


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