Penelope Cruz Gossip

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Pene & Pedro

October 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Penelope Cruz is delightful...I am completely charmed by these photos taken recently at a Paper Magazine event to honour her new Almodovar project Volver, for which she is said to be in the running for a nomination. After her cruise with the GMD, I was hoping for good things. Matthew McConaughey looked good for a while until that turned gross and sweaty, and single Pene looked even better - focused, fit, free. Full Story

Katie, Penelope, and the little black dress

October 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is it just me? Check out the black dress Katie was wearing last week. Check out the black dress Penelope Cruz was wearing the other night. The sleeves are a bit different but still…the similarity is remarkable… Coincidence or conspiracy??? Photo from Full Story

Penelope Cruz: blind bad taste

October 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I"m not sure if I buy the recent reports that she and Three Whiskers are hooking up. Bearding track record aside - it really could be just the fact that she"s in LA with Pedro Almodovar on Volver promo and she and Orly happen to both be staying at the Chateau Marmont. Still…if it is true and if she has found herself a new hire… I"d have to say her selection committee is grossly miscalculating, particularly in light of her absolutely atrocious track record. Full Story

Penelope the Actress

September 9, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 9, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After Penelope the movie, I headed over to the Chanel Boutique for the Volver afterparty with Penelope Cruz and Pedro Almodovar. I’m telling you – Volver is getting a TON of buzz…and Penelope is getting even more of it for what’s being called the performance of her career, quite possibly a lock for a nod. Full Story

Dear Penelope: you"re dead to me

August 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I asked yesterday if we could offer her a reprieve, if we could properly determine adequate punishment for her brief scientological psychosis, and if so, what that would entail. Turns out such a discussion isn"t necessary. Full Story

Pene on Vacay

August 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Aside from the gay midget blip on her resumé, I am fond of Penelope Cruz. I am fond of her in particular because she has a real body. After all, how many Hollwood actors proudly show off such lurvely curves? If only we could eternally sunshine the crazy off her past - Pene would be perfect. Which brings me to another pressing question: what do you reckon should be the statute of limitations on scientological contamination? Full Story

Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Dear gossips, After 2 weeks of inquiring as to the whereabouts of Cruz, Vicky finally toted him out for a publicity shot. Joy! Joy! Because any Beckham day is a good day indeed. Speaking of publicity stunts, how about photos of the Family Federline showing up everywhere on the same day that Britney"s interview with Dateline is announced to the world? Just coincidence, right??? In today"s issue: Nick holds Vanessa, Kfed holds Sean, Posh holds Cruz, the return of my Gwyneth, on Orlando and Claire, and protecting someone from my mother.

Cruz emerges

June 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It"s as if she heard our pleas, gossips. Check out the adorably pudgy Cruz Beckham wearing Daddy"s #7 and looking remarkably like his brother Romeo. Heard from a friend in London today who was able to observe Mother Posh with the boys at the airport on the way to Germany last week. Contrary to the widely held belief that she leaves all the icky domestic details to her mother, Vicky actually deigned to change Cruz"s nappies. Full Story

Posh in Germany

June 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m telling you, I cannot wait to see what Romeo will look like in 15 years. Romeo and Apple Martin – the future of gorgessity, non? So anyway, here are Posh and 2 out of 3 at the England vs Paraguay game Saturday… still leaving us wondering about the mysterious Cruz. Where is he? As for Victoria herself – please don’t knock The Posh. Full Story

Sofia Coppola in Cannes

May 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I trash people all the time for wearing the same thing, the same black dress, over and over again. Because on Jennifer Aniston, it’s just plain boring. There are, of course, exceptions to every rule. And constant black on Sofia Coppola is actually pure gorgessity. There’s something so enigmatic, so tasteful, so inherently elegant about Sofia that black just works, even if you think she looks the same all the time. Full Story

Worst Hair Female: Penelope Cruz

January 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not that I’m not a big fan of big hair. I love big hair. Having flat hair myself, I covet big hair. But big hair only works with a certain face. And unfortunately, Pene doesn’t have that face. She looks like a duck, her head is too small, and when you combine a small duck head with a big monster bouffant, it fails miserably. Full Story