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Penelope Cruz: gorgessity in black

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2006 12:00:00 November 14, 2006 12:00:00

In NYC last night for a screening of Volver. No word on whether or not she’s attending the wedding that could have been hers but I’m hoping she’ll offer a pass. I’m also hoping she’ll start distancing herself from the word of the Hubbard – nearly three years after their split, she still seems to sing scientological praises whenever she’s asked, indicative of the true lasting power of the Church’s implant – perhaps even more lethal than the time triggered bomb used so expertly in MI:3, which pretty much means that Katie’s in it for at least a decade. Full Story

Penelope Cruz: gala pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2006 12:00:00 October 24, 2006 12:00:00

Now this is more like it. Not that her ensemble will do anything to dissuade the Beard Hunters but she did rock the tuxedo beautifully at the 10 Annual Hollywood Awards Gala last night - in a sea of gowns and girly frocks, Pene wore pants and looked perfect. The smokey eye, the tumbled hair, breasts aching to burst…Love, Love, Love. Full Story

Pene & Pedro

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2006 12:00:00 October 10, 2006 12:00:00

Penelope Cruz is delightful...I am completely charmed by these photos taken recently at a Paper Magazine event to honour her new Almodovar project Volver, for which she is said to be in the running for a nomination. After her cruise with the GMD, I was hoping for good things. Matthew McConaughey looked good for a while until that turned gross and sweaty, and single Pene looked even better - focused, fit, free. Full Story

Katie, Penelope, and the little black dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2006 12:00:00 October 4, 2006 12:00:00

Is it just me? Check out the black dress Katie was wearing last week. Check out the black dress Penelope Cruz was wearing the other night. The sleeves are a bit different but still…the similarity is remarkable… Coincidence or conspiracy??? Photo from Full Story

Penelope Cruz: blind bad taste

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2006 12:00:00 October 2, 2006 12:00:00

I"m not sure if I buy the recent reports that she and Three Whiskers are hooking up. Bearding track record aside - it really could be just the fact that she"s in LA with Pedro Almodovar on Volver promo and she and Orly happen to both be staying at the Chateau Marmont. Still…if it is true and if she has found herself a new hire… I"d have to say her selection committee is grossly miscalculating, particularly in light of her absolutely atrocious track record. Full Story

Penelope the Actress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2006 12:00:00 September 9, 2006 12:00:00

After Penelope the movie, I headed over to the Chanel Boutique for the Volver afterparty with Penelope Cruz and Pedro Almodovar. I’m telling you – Volver is getting a TON of buzz…and Penelope is getting even more of it for what’s being called the performance of her career, quite possibly a lock for a nod. Full Story

Dear Penelope: you"re dead to me

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2006 12:00:00 August 17, 2006 12:00:00

I asked yesterday if we could offer her a reprieve, if we could properly determine adequate punishment for her brief scientological psychosis, and if so, what that would entail. Turns out such a discussion isn"t necessary. Full Story

Pene on Vacay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2006 12:00:00 August 16, 2006 12:00:00

Aside from the gay midget blip on her resumé, I am fond of Penelope Cruz. I am fond of her in particular because she has a real body. After all, how many Hollwood actors proudly show off such lurvely curves? If only we could eternally sunshine the crazy off her past - Pene would be perfect. Which brings me to another pressing question: what do you reckon should be the statute of limitations on scientological contamination? Full Story

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 Dear gossips, After 2 weeks of inquiring as to the whereabouts of Cruz, Vicky finally toted him out for a publicity shot. Joy! Joy! Because any Beckham day is a good day indeed. Speaking of publicity stunts, how about photos of the Family Federline showing up everywhere on the same day that Britney"s interview with Dateline is announced to the world? Just coincidence, right??? In today"s issue: Nick holds Vanessa, Kfed holds Sean, Posh holds Cruz, the return of my Gwyneth, on Orlando and Claire, and protecting someone from my mother.

Cruz emerges

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2006 12:00:00 June 13, 2006 12:00:00

It"s as if she heard our pleas, gossips. Check out the adorably pudgy Cruz Beckham wearing Daddy"s #7 and looking remarkably like his brother Romeo. Heard from a friend in London today who was able to observe Mother Posh with the boys at the airport on the way to Germany last week. Contrary to the widely held belief that she leaves all the icky domestic details to her mother, Vicky actually deigned to change Cruz"s nappies. Full Story

Posh in Germany

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2006 12:00:00 June 11, 2006 12:00:00

I’m telling you, I cannot wait to see what Romeo will look like in 15 years. Romeo and Apple Martin – the future of gorgessity, non? So anyway, here are Posh and 2 out of 3 at the England vs Paraguay game Saturday… still leaving us wondering about the mysterious Cruz. Where is he? As for Victoria herself – please don’t knock The Posh. Full Story