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Worst Hair Female: Penelope Cruz

January 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not that I’m not a big fan of big hair. I love big hair. Having flat hair myself, I covet big hair. But big hair only works with a certain face. And unfortunately, Pene doesn’t have that face. She looks like a duck, her head is too small, and when you combine a small duck head with a big monster bouffant, it fails miserably. Full Story

Penelope Cruz: the curse has lifted

January 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dear Katie, Escape is not only possible…it is truly transformative. There is a way out, girl. You can do it. Others have before you. Check out Pene! She radiates health and beauty and charm! If you ask me, she doesn’t even look like a duck anymore. The side by side comparison speaks for itself. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Nicole Kidman

January 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sweet Goddess! Here she is at some event in NYC this evening and I"m starting to wonder if she"s alive inside anymore. Is this the result of a lifetime spent bearding? I have to tell you, I was actually starting to believe that Keith Urban might not be gay, but given the way Nicole"s been looking these days, I think I"m climbing right back on the homo wagon. Full Story