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Posh in Germany

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2006 12:00:00 June 11, 2006 12:00:00

I’m telling you, I cannot wait to see what Romeo will look like in 15 years. Romeo and Apple Martin – the future of gorgessity, non? So anyway, here are Posh and 2 out of 3 at the England vs Paraguay game Saturday… still leaving us wondering about the mysterious Cruz. Where is he? As for Victoria herself – please don’t knock The Posh. Full Story

Sofia Coppola in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2006 12:00:00 May 20, 2006 12:00:00

I trash people all the time for wearing the same thing, the same black dress, over and over again. Because on Jennifer Aniston, it’s just plain boring. There are, of course, exceptions to every rule. And constant black on Sofia Coppola is actually pure gorgessity. There’s something so enigmatic, so tasteful, so inherently elegant about Sofia that black just works, even if you think she looks the same all the time. Full Story

Worst Hair Female: Penelope Cruz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2006 12:00:00 January 16, 2006 12:00:00

It’s not that I’m not a big fan of big hair. I love big hair. Having flat hair myself, I covet big hair. But big hair only works with a certain face. And unfortunately, Pene doesn’t have that face. She looks like a duck, her head is too small, and when you combine a small duck head with a big monster bouffant, it fails miserably. Full Story

Penelope Cruz: the curse has lifted

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2006 12:00:00 January 11, 2006 12:00:00

Dear Katie, Escape is not only possible…it is truly transformative. There is a way out, girl. You can do it. Others have before you. Check out Pene! She radiates health and beauty and charm! If you ask me, she doesn’t even look like a duck anymore. The side by side comparison speaks for itself. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Nicole Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2006 12:00:00 January 11, 2006 12:00:00

Sweet Goddess! Here she is at some event in NYC this evening and I"m starting to wonder if she"s alive inside anymore. Is this the result of a lifetime spent bearding? I have to tell you, I was actually starting to believe that Keith Urban might not be gay, but given the way Nicole"s been looking these days, I think I"m climbing right back on the homo wagon. Full Story