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Can`t wait can`t wait can`t wait

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 13:47:11 November 13, 2009 13:47:11

Laura is prepping for the Nine junket. We’ve been watching footage all day. She’s sending Ben. Pout. Something we learned in research: Katie Holmes was rumoured to have auditioned for it and lost out to Penelope Cruz. Please. Like she could have held up against these ladies. Even Granny Freeze. Full Story

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Obligatory Pene update

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 14:09:10 November 9, 2009 14:09:10

Written by Jacek I feel obligated to provide a Penelope Cruz update each time I post. Partly because she’s infinitely hot, but also because whenever I write (which for the good of the site is very infrequently), she’s photographed somewhere. It’s the same with Lily Allen showing some boob, although the day is more than half way done and that hasn’t happened yet. Full Story

3 girls and a granny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2009 06:58:09 October 14, 2009 06:58:09

That atrocity of a Vogue cover, now there’s a behind the scenes video which makes evident the magnitude of their f-ckery. How they managed to ass up these four women in that setting … it’s epic. You will also note from the clip that the girls are close. Correction: three of the girls are close. Full Story

They deserve better

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2009 06:42:31 October 9, 2009 06:42:31

Maybe not Granny Freeze, she probably loves the fakery, but the other three for sure, for sure they deserve better. This is the cover of the November issue of Vogue. F-cking HORRID. You would think they were shot at different times and spliced together. Actually no. They were all present at the shoot, they did indeed pose in a group, and somehow Anna Wintour ended up with this mess. Full Story

Emmy Imitation of Penelope Cruz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2009 07:02:00 September 21, 2009 07:02:00

Enough. Pene’s Versace in 2007 was the best. It’s the only. It was for the Oscars. It cannot be equalled. But still they keep trying. At every carpet since they have tried. Two examples last night – Best Actress winner Toni Collette and also Drew Barrymore, one in bright pink, the other in pale pink, neither measuring up to the Pene standard. Full Story

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Clever Penelope

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2009 07:32:39 September 11, 2009 07:32:39

She is determined to hide this pregnancy for as long as she can. Penelope Cruz’s Broken Embraces screened at TIFF last night and Pene picked the perfect dress to hide the burgeoning bump. It’s beautifully cut, non? Drapes well, is still flattering, shows off her best assets: Those legs. Full Story

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Carpet competition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2009 13:41:48 September 10, 2009 13:41:48

The opening gala tonight at TIFF at Roy Thompson is for Creation starring the aforementioned Jennifer Connelly. Normally that’s the big cheese. But at the Elgin it’s Penelope Cruz for Broken Embraces with Pedro Almodovar. And it’ll will be a clustesrf-ck too. Especially since she’s pregnant. Full Story

Pene’s red suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 12:11:45 July 30, 2009 12:11:45

It’s a happy day today for my husband Jacek. First we are leaving for Whistler later for 6 days. And it feels like Penelope Cruz is sending him off. Pene is in London today with Pedro Almodovar at the premiere of their film Broken Embraces which received mixed reviews at Cannes. Please. Anything by Almodovar is infinitely superior to 95% of what’s released in North America. Full Story

The Cruz-off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2009 12:57:00 July 8, 2009 12:57:00

Monica Cruz was at an “Estudio Tampax” photo call in Madrid earlier today. If I were the folks at Tampax, I’d sign her to a long-term deal and have her peddle tampons all over the world if it means we see more of her. I asked Lainey what she’s been in and apparently not much, but it really doesn’t and shouldn’t matter when you’re this hot and your sister is winning Oscars for the family anyway. Full Story

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DDL and the Ladies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2009 06:52:07 May 14, 2009 06:52:07

George Clooney knows it. If Daniel Day Lewis is in the running for an Oscar, everyone else can pretty much take the night off. From the looks of the new Nine trailer, he’s assured of at least a nomination next awards season. DDL stepped into the role originally confirmed for Javier Bardem who dropped out due to exhaustion. Full Story

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Salma’s A List

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2009 06:14:52 April 27, 2009 06:14:52

A Venetian setting, two masked balls, an elaborate themed menu, Salma Hayek said recently that she thought spending $2 million on the occasion would be ridiculous. Well, it didn’t cost quite $2 million. But it certainly wasn’t cheap. And her wedding guest list was impressive. Many, many A listers, a few Bs, some politicians, socialites – all there for Salma? Well… She married a man who runs the company that owns Balenciaga and Gucci. Full Story

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