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They deserve better

October 9, 2009 06:42:31 Posted at October 9, 2009 06:42:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maybe not Granny Freeze, she probably loves the fakery, but the other three for sure, for sure they deserve better. This is the cover of the November issue of Vogue. F-cking HORRID. You would think they were shot at different times and spliced together. Actually no. They were all present at the shoot, they did indeed pose in a group, and somehow Anna Wintour ended up with this mess. Full Story

Emmy Imitation of Penelope Cruz

September 21, 2009 07:02:00 Posted at September 21, 2009 07:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Enough. Pene’s Versace in 2007 was the best. It’s the only. It was for the Oscars. It cannot be equalled. But still they keep trying. At every carpet since they have tried. Two examples last night – Best Actress winner Toni Collette and also Drew Barrymore, one in bright pink, the other in pale pink, neither measuring up to the Pene standard. Full Story

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Clever Penelope

September 11, 2009 07:32:39 Posted at September 11, 2009 07:32:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She is determined to hide this pregnancy for as long as she can. Penelope Cruz’s Broken Embraces screened at TIFF last night and Pene picked the perfect dress to hide the burgeoning bump. It’s beautifully cut, non? Drapes well, is still flattering, shows off her best assets: Those legs. Full Story

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Carpet competition

September 10, 2009 13:41:48 Posted at September 10, 2009 13:41:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The opening gala tonight at TIFF at Roy Thompson is for Creation starring the aforementioned Jennifer Connelly. Normally that’s the big cheese. But at the Elgin it’s Penelope Cruz for Broken Embraces with Pedro Almodovar. And it’ll will be a clustesrf-ck too. Especially since she’s pregnant. Full Story

Pene’s red suit

July 30, 2009 12:11:45 Posted at July 30, 2009 12:11:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a happy day today for my husband Jacek. First we are leaving for Whistler later for 6 days. And it feels like Penelope Cruz is sending him off. Pene is in London today with Pedro Almodovar at the premiere of their film Broken Embraces which received mixed reviews at Cannes. Please. Anything by Almodovar is infinitely superior to 95% of what’s released in North America. Full Story

The Cruz-off

July 8, 2009 12:57:00 Posted at July 8, 2009 12:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Monica Cruz was at an “Estudio Tampax” photo call in Madrid earlier today. If I were the folks at Tampax, I’d sign her to a long-term deal and have her peddle tampons all over the world if it means we see more of her. I asked Lainey what she’s been in and apparently not much, but it really doesn’t and shouldn’t matter when you’re this hot and your sister is winning Oscars for the family anyway. Full Story

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DDL and the Ladies

May 14, 2009 06:52:07 Posted at May 14, 2009 06:52:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

George Clooney knows it. If Daniel Day Lewis is in the running for an Oscar, everyone else can pretty much take the night off. From the looks of the new Nine trailer, he’s assured of at least a nomination next awards season. DDL stepped into the role originally confirmed for Javier Bardem who dropped out due to exhaustion. Full Story

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Salma’s A List

April 27, 2009 06:14:52 Posted at April 27, 2009 06:14:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A Venetian setting, two masked balls, an elaborate themed menu, Salma Hayek said recently that she thought spending $2 million on the occasion would be ridiculous. Well, it didn’t cost quite $2 million. But it certainly wasn’t cheap. And her wedding guest list was impressive. Many, many A listers, a few Bs, some politicians, socialites – all there for Salma? Well… She married a man who runs the company that owns Balenciaga and Gucci. Full Story

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Penelope Cruz friends with crackhead?

February 24, 2009 10:08:19 Posted at February 24, 2009 10:08:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. More Lohan delusions. That family, they are so gifted at convincing themselves of the most ridiculous lies, at talking themselves into their versions of the truth. Have you met people who do this? It fascinates me. Lindsay Lohan’s latest imaginary reality? That she’s friends with Penelope Cruz. Full Story

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Best Oscar Bitch Face: Penelope Cruz

February 23, 2009 07:54:07 Posted at February 23, 2009 07:54:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently winning an Oscar now gives her the right to demonstrate her Bitch Face. Amazing. At the very end of the Hugh Jackman/Beyonce/Mamma Mia number, Hugh shouted out “Musicals are back”! Or something to that effect. Take a look at Pene’s expression. She does not agree. Penelope Cruz hates musicals So yeah, I was underwhelmed by her dress. Full Story

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Supporting Spirits

February 21, 2009 15:58:02 Posted at February 21, 2009 15:58:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best Supporting Actor and Actress at the Independent Spirit Awards happening right now in Santa Monica: James Franco for Milk and Penelope Cruz for Vicky Christina Barcelona. Yes! Here’s James during arrivals – not sure who he’s with. Does he have a girl? Is she his girl? If so, am sad. Full Story