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Penelope Cruz friends with crackhead?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 24, 2009 10:08:19 February 24, 2009 10:08:19

Please. More Lohan delusions. That family, they are so gifted at convincing themselves of the most ridiculous lies, at talking themselves into their versions of the truth. Have you met people who do this? It fascinates me. Lindsay Lohan’s latest imaginary reality? That she’s friends with Penelope Cruz. Full Story

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Best Oscar Bitch Face: Penelope Cruz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2009 07:54:07 February 23, 2009 07:54:07

Apparently winning an Oscar now gives her the right to demonstrate her Bitch Face. Amazing. At the very end of the Hugh Jackman/Beyonce/Mamma Mia number, Hugh shouted out “Musicals are back”! Or something to that effect. Take a look at Pene’s expression. She does not agree. Penelope Cruz hates musicals So yeah, I was underwhelmed by her dress. Full Story

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Supporting Spirits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2009 15:58:02 February 21, 2009 15:58:02

Best Supporting Actor and Actress at the Independent Spirit Awards happening right now in Santa Monica: James Franco for Milk and Penelope Cruz for Vicky Christina Barcelona. Yes! Here’s James during arrivals – not sure who he’s with. Does he have a girl? Is she his girl? If so, am sad. Full Story

BAFTA Worst Hair: Penelope Cruz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 06:47:00 February 9, 2009 06:47:00

Like, this fringe is balls. Hate it. Also why is she wearing the same dress over and over again? Black, mermaid, I mean there’s saving up and there’s just being lazy. Thrilled that Pene won Best Supporting Actress because she really was on fire in Vicky Cristina, but this doesn’t absolve her from the assness of these geisha bangs. Full Story

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Granny before and after

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2009 16:30:01 January 28, 2009 16:30:01

It’s Gran! She’s in Rome for Nine with Daniel Day-Lewis, the longest shoot ever! Can’t wait to see how Nine will play out. Because it’s currently slated for a November 2009 release which means Harvey Weinstein will push for Oscar season… And among all of those actresses, which ones will he promote for contention and which will be asked to take a backseat? And will they claw each other’s eyes out as a result? What if it comes down to Granny and Penelope Cruz? Please. Full Story

SAG Saving Up: Penelope Cruz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 07:15:47 January 26, 2009 07:15:47

Is she in a hair rut? I feel like she’s in a hair rut. And a dress rut too. Like, enough with the flared bottom mermaid business. It’s tired. And while black is never bad, and of course she doesn’t look bad, she also looks boring. Seen it a thousand times, almost as though she didn’t care. Full Story

Intelligence is irrelevant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 12:00:34 January 21, 2009 12:00:34

10 million votes were tallied and AskMen.com has compiled the “definitive” list of 99 Most Desirable Women for 2009. “Readers are asked to look beyond sex appeal and beauty to pick women who have the characteristics they value in a potential companion, like intelligence, humor, charisma, and ambition. Full Story

Globe Neutrals: Demi/Pene/Salma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 07:31:03 January 12, 2009 07:31:03

Wasn’t feeling it. All those neutrals, nudes, and light grey. Meh. Even Salma who is ordinarily spectacular. Meh. The ageless Demi, perhaps the best of the boring because of her great hair and Ashton is a babe, but still… meh. And Penelope Cruz especially. Washed her out. And I’m done with the teasing at the crown with her bangs. Full Story

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Kate vs Pene

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2009 06:57:02 January 9, 2009 06:57:02

Kate Winslet won for Best Supporting Actress last night at Critics’ Choice making it a very tight race between her and Penelope Cruz for Oscar. Kate was not there last night to collect her award, hanging back instead in New York for an appearance on Letterman before heading to LA some time today to attend the Globes. Full Story

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Spanish Love is alive!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 06:46:09 January 5, 2009 06:46:09

Yay! Spanish gossips reported earlier that Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem had split because she wanted babies and he didn’t. Apparently wrong. Because the two were photographed this weekend departing Geneva after enjoying some down time in the Alps. Spanish sizzle is not dead. Spanish sizzle will be in Hollywood next Sunday too! Both Pene and Javier have been nominated for Golden Globes though it’s highly unlikely they’ll walk together…unless campaign requirements dictate a change in strategy. Full Story

Friends with everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 07:05:41 December 22, 2008 07:05:41

My Gwyneth is hard to handle among the common folk. Most of you can’t stand her. Because she’s never tried to make you like her. Among celebrities though, Gwyneth is friends with almost everyone from Beyonce and Jay-Z to Madonna to European royalty to Steven Spielberg and Lorne Michaels adores her (apparently one of a few actresses with standing invitation to come back to Saturday Night Live whenever) and she’s friendly with the girls too – Cam and Cate and all the Kates and Liv and now Penelope Cruz. Full Story