Penelope Cruz Gossip

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Pene and the Pisser

June 22, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 22, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who hasn’t she been linked to? New rumours buzzing from the NY Daily News, even though she and Josh Hartnett are said to be hot and heavy, Penelope met John Mayer the other day and he apparently wants to pee on it. She doesn’t seem like the type to take it, non? Of course if you believe the rabid rumour mongering – she did after all spend 2 years with the Gay Midget Dwarf – the allegedly bearding Pene especially wouldn’t take it from a dude, which all just adds to her enigmatic romantic status. Full Story

The Beckham Boys

June 18, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 18, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Between Brad and Becks…delicious daddies everywhere. Same haircut all around and the same shade of dark blonde – here are the boys and their dad dressed in the same uniform, celebrating their father’s big win. Sigh. Time flies. Cruz Beckham is already 2. Cruz is walking, Brooklyn is a little man, and Romeo is still my favourite. Full Story

The Cutest

May 1, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at May 1, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Naomi Watts headed to yoga and at Pene Cruz’s birthday party at the weekend – minimal makeup, growing bump, clearly deliriously happy, and glowing glowing glowing. As Monika pointed out in her email yesterday, if you look closely at her left hand, there’s that engagement ring she’s never seen without these days…smart of Liev to lock her up. Full Story

Penelope Cruz: Professional or One Time?

April 5, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 5, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every week it’s someone new. First Orlando Bloom – which I’m told never happened. And then the suggestion of something sizzling with Olivier Martinez – which was apparently just friendship. Now it’s Josh Hartnett and a Caribbean holiday last week. Problem is – a lot of gossips think she’s a beard and a lesbian, based primarily on the GMD connection. Full Story

Three Whiskers after hours

February 27, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 27, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Monday morning 4am – as I mentioned earlier I was waiting for a pick up at the Roosevelt with eTalk host Ben Mulroney when we saw Orly just getting back from post-Oscar partying. He went upstairs, came back downstairs to an SUV full of eager girls waiting inside. When he opened the back door they were giggling, a lot of negotiation going on – should we, shouldn’t we…remember back in high school? When you and your friends met up with him and his friends and there’s always that moment before the decision, when you didn’t want to seem to eager but you also didn’t want to go home and the boys retreated to a corner and the girls retreated to a corner, and the boys would joke and jock around and make bets on who would get blown first and the girls would hum and haw and analyse it to death before finally coming together in the end anyway? Well that’s exactly what was going on outside the Roosevelt. Full Story

Three Whiskers up close

February 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Quick fashion interruption – thought you’d want to know. Ben and I were waiting to be picked up outside the Roosevelt at 4am for morning talk show interviews. Orlando Bloom rolls in with a wingman or two, heads upstairs, comes back down a few minutes later and an SUV full of giggling girls is idling at valet – you’ll be happy to know he travels in an environmentally friendly SUV. Full Story

Worst Recycle: Penelope Cruz

February 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Three years ago…fine. If SJP and Nicole and several others hadn’t already dabbled in the fluffy skirt, absolutely. But this dress is over. It is SO over. And wearing something that’s been SO over for 3 years is a crime. Even though the colour is lovely, even though she’s mercifully not rockin’ the beehive, even though her skin is delicious and she was as sweet as they come on the carpet – even still, a showing like this is not impressive. Full Story

Nicole Kidman: Oscar ready!

February 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Fully frozen with her dutiful husband/employee stationed at her side, Nicole Kidman is ready for the big night and her big showdown with both Katie Holmes and Penelope Cruz. Of course Nicole and Keith, being the ultra private couple that they are, of course they had to go out for dinner at Mr Chows. Full Story

Harry More Hairy than Orly

February 22, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 22, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At least 10 whiskers more than Three Whiskers non? So the Boy Who Lives is more manly man than Orly? At only 17… I think so. Although I have to tell you I’m really not feelin’ what many of you are – a desire to Cougar Rape young Daniel Radcliffe after seeing him bare bare bare in Equus, a new stage production in London. Full Story

Balmshell Exclusive Oscar Giveaway!!!

February 21, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 21, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Balmshell is a new line of Lip Gloss receiving exceptional reviews from Women’s Wear Daily, FASHION, Flare, Marie Claire, and Vanity Fair. And Balmshell is a Canadian company. My thanks to Balmshell for offering one lucky LaineyGossip. Full Story

Posh: when she smiles

February 21, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 21, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? When she smiles it’s SO much better. And when you have a chance you should YouTube all her clips – much less plastic when she’s in motion, and you almost don’t even notice the concrete tits, especially when she’s laughing and fluttering about. Seriously gossips, when she’s not frozen for the pappies, Victoria Beckham is really, really engaging. Full Story