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Balmshell Exclusive Oscar Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2007 12:00:00 February 21, 2007 12:00:00

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Posh: when she smiles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2007 12:00:00 February 21, 2007 12:00:00

See? When she smiles it’s SO much better. And when you have a chance you should YouTube all her clips – much less plastic when she’s in motion, and you almost don’t even notice the concrete tits, especially when she’s laughing and fluttering about. Seriously gossips, when she’s not frozen for the pappies, Victoria Beckham is really, really engaging. Full Story

Posh & Becks: on 2 continents

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2007 12:00:00 February 13, 2007 12:00:00

They’ve been together more than they’ve been apart this year – six weeks of constant separation, save for a few stolen vacay days in France and perhaps a night or two to check in…Posh is hellbent on securing her Stateside status while David, well, David is supposed to be playing football. Right. Look at that hotness – in Madrid after having dinner with Jennifer Lopez and the Vampire, Becks is sporting a familiar pinched expression. Full Story

Kylie & Sophia: Better off Single

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

Sort of. Sophia Bush is actually with a new man but the point is she is no longer married to that dumb punk f&ck Chad Michael Murray whose acting range consists only of squinting and smiling out the side of his mouth which is why, like Ryan Phillippe, the only girls on his jock are the kind fresh outta high school. Full Story

Three Whiskers gets a haircut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2007 12:00:00 January 24, 2007 12:00:00

A big improvement actually – definitely a step in the right direction. You can’t change who you are, you know? And since he’ll never be a manly man, best to embrace the eternal boy within – the boy with inadequate facial hair and an overpowering air of Fem. But while it’s wonderful to see that Bloomy is accepting the inevitable, it’s still a challenge to understand what in ass Penelope Cruz is doing with him. Full Story

Worst Black: Penelope Cruz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2007 12:00:00 January 16, 2007 12:00:00

Such a letdown…perhaps the worst of the evening, like Scarlett O’Hara at a funeral, and I still don’t understand why she keeps going back to the pouf. The first time it was alright. The second less so. The third was just insulting and now it’s just plain lazy. This is hair for Jennifer Love Hewitt. Full Story

Straight Pene gears up for the Globes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2007 12:00:00 January 15, 2007 12:00:00

As in her hair. Long straight locks – total gorgessity, non? Here’s Pen at the Critics’ Choice Awards on Friday looking healthy and beautiful and 100% ready for a longshot awards season run. At this point, NO ONE is taking down Helen Mirren but it really would be that much more interesting if Winslet and Cruz could gain some momentum. Full Story

Oral Beckham, Hidden Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2007 12:00:00 January 12, 2007 12:00:00

Never fails to quiver my loins when Becks is playing doting father – here he is holding Cruz, bottle in mouth, looking relaxed and ridiculously hot just a day after the blockbuster announcement. Victoria, as you can see, appears to be in “hiding” mode. Perhaps a bad skin and hair day but never a bad coat and shoes day. Full Story

Sienna presents

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2007 12:00:00 January 10, 2007 12:00:00

Just announced as expected, Sienna Miller has been added to the slate of presenters at the Golden Globes on Monday, dutifully making her rounds in LA (seemingly always chaperoned) in support of Factory Girl which, so far, has received a rather lukewarm - at best - reception from critics. Sienna"s performance however has elicited a positive response, though it appears at this point that Harvey"s big push for an Oscar nomination is not going to come to fruition - if the SAG nods are any indication, Penelope Cruz and Meryl Streep will be spoiling the all-UK party. Full Story

Pene Untouched

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2006 12:00:00 December 21, 2006 12:00:00

BARELY any makeup save for some mascara and a little gloss but check out the lovely Penelope Cruz at Heathrow on Wednesday – impressive non? When so many stars look like sh-t without enhancement, Pene is actually just as cute, if not cuter, au naturel.   Also helps that she rid herself of that greasy monkey McConaughey. Full Story

Pene pre-nom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

Wednesday night at the Art of Elysium event, a tad too socialite but still a lady among the other little girls who showed and seriously…I want you to look at Penelope Cruz and tell me: what the hell would a woman like this want with Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom? Please. Source Full Story