Jay Leno, Tequila, Breezy, and Heidi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 11:36:00 January 13, 2010 11:36:00

And what do they have in common?

People Magazine. The MiniVan’s Bible. Yay!

I already mentioned in the open that People readers, purveyors of great taste, voted him their favourite host. You remember their exclusive interview conducted inside Chris Brown’s ass, don’t you? Yesterday People.com posted another supportive exclusive with Tila Tequila not once pressing her on her famewhoring f-ckery, and today the publication unveiled its latest cover:

Heidi Montag.

Something about how she’s mangled her body, a salacious headline subtly designed to promote her new album. Heidi Montag. The week of the Golden Globes. Gets her own cover...?

Well sh-t. Why am I not a subscriber?


Photos from Wenn.com


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